Damn, we’ve got to be pretty close to page two by now.
We are close. We’re on page three.
Maybe it’s the format I have it set up on, because it’s still page one to my browser. That, or you have to count pages differently for known thread-killers.
This thread is now over.
We beg to differ.
You beg to differ.
I don’t.
I don’t usually have to beg to differ. I simply differ without asking.
I won’t claim that I’m anywhere near an all-time thread killer. I will, however, stack my reputation for starting threads that get no response against anyone on this board!
It differs whether or not I ask before I differ.
Well, I certainly differ, and I’m not going to beg to do it! So there!
Well, to all you non-beggars, it appears it worked.
Mwahahaha.
Let me try killing this again. Usually, one of my typo-laden posts will do the trick, but it didn’t earlier, so …
Ahem.
Second Amendment.
Fat people.
Smoking laws.
Libertarians and tollbooths on every road.
Hitler, again.
Wal-Mart.
Why do black people do that?
George W. Bush.
1920s death ray.
Cite?
Gry.
Macs rule!
No, Windows rules!
Linux is teh win!!!1!!!
My baby don’t mess around
Because she loves me so
And this I know fo shooo…
Uh, But does she really wanna
But can’t stand to see me
Walk ou the dooo…
Don’t try to fight the feelin’
Because the thought alone is killing me right nooww…
Uh, thank god for mom and dad
For sticking through together
'Cause we don’t know hooowww…
UH!
Nazis.
(cracks knuckles) There … that ought to do it. Damn Republicans.
I’m posting because I DON’T want to be the one who kills the thread. That always makes me feel clumsy and unloved.
So be sure to post after me.
The moderators have asked that no one reply to this thread anymore. Those that do will face banishment to the hamster farm.
All the hamsters I can eat? Color me excited!
Knock it off Dutchboy208. You don’t want to incur the wrath of our ultimate thread-killers.
I’m sure racer72 wouldn’t have lied to us.
On the plus side, my last post to this thread seems to be my 500th, which just kind of figures it came in the Ultimate Threadkiller thread. And if I have to go to the hamster farm now, I’ll be fine, just so long as I get my own wheel and big enough plastic tunnels for frolicking.
Upon further reflection, I’ll bet the mods are reading this thread laughing to themselves. They wield the all-powerful bolt of thread death which works in a swift and terrible manner. We, on the other hand, kill threads on nothing other than our own talents and abilities. Or inabilities if you’re being pessimistic (aka realistic).
Bring it on, I say.
I killed Scalar Weapons, I did!
The damn Republicans and right-wing Christian fundamentalists won’t let me kill this thread! Figures … The Man keepin’ me down.