Who's the Ultimate SDMB Threadkiller?

I’ve killed 18 out of 136 threads; so isn’t that like a 13% kill rate? :frowning:

I am the thread killer, just watch, this one will die now too.

I was the last poster in 12.8% of the threads I’d put anything into.

Ah, thanks.

You’re welcome.

I’mmm baaaccckk!!!

Bastards.

Anybody here have under 500 posts? Under 200?

(In searching for my thread counts and such I discovered one thing - I am invisible no longer! Someone quoted me! Someone quoted me! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!)

The ham§sters are tired so percentages will have to wait.

Ahh, Taters has under 200 posts. And that’s the first post to this page…oops!

:smiley:

Yeah, you sure screwed that one up…

While you petty fools have been squabbling over this pathetic little contest, I have killed no fewer than FIVE! count 'em FIVE! threads!!
So my plan worked perfectly…

And out of only 35 posts, too! That’s some conversational technique!