Sarah Palin . . . parasailin’.
Coincidence? That’s what they *want *you to believe.
Oh yea? What about
Paris Hilton… pair a’siltin’.
Sonny Bono . . . Bunnies! Oh no!
Shirley Bassey - Burly Chassis
Sometimes they don’t even need it: Hu Yaobang.
Alan Alda.
No, wait.
Sean Hannity… a shite nanny
Barack Hussin Obama - I am an Arab Bush sock
Look through the looking glass here people. I mean … think about it…
Yo Yo Ma - Yo mama!
I’d like to ride a one whore soapin’ sleigh.
I always thought that a survey on marijuana usage should have questioned Pol Pot, just so there could be a headline stating, “Pot Poll Polls Pol Pot.”
Can a blunt rejoinder also be a pointed remark?
How come I haven’t heard any jokes about magic johnsons?
All I know is I much prefer chai tea to tai chi.
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.