See - now you KNOW why those 3am infommercials look so good. It’s because when they end the evangelical shows begin. I can cope with Teflon at 4 am, but I can’t cope with God. God doesn’t offer me bonus deals if I use a credit card.
reprise, you’re going to the wrong church!
Why do I get the feeling I’ve been hijacked?
But I like Benny Hill. Especially where he gets chased by half the town to a catchy music tune. Heh, heh, heh, Benny Hill- the U.K.'s best export ever.
-me
Oh, Benny Hinn, nevermind. We now return you to your regularly scheduled hijacked thread. 
You are not your fucking Khakis!
Yes, abel, you have apparently been hijacked.
But we have some lovely parting gifts. SPOOFE, can we give him one of your Shame Detector/ Coffee Maker/ Julienne Fry thingies? And of course, multiple pairs of tailored khaki’s, courtesy of Journeyman.
We hope you’ve enjoyed today’s episode of “This was your thread”.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I think the SDMB needs to install some sort of security monitoring device to stop these hijackers from committing their vile deeds.
Preferably one that can see through their clothes.
This thread has been hijacked courtesy of the al queda, SPOOFE, and the letters G, R and Y.
The Chicago Reader and Cecil Adams are in no way related to or responsible for thread hijackings, and would undeniably blow you off should you blame them.
But abel we didn’t really steal your thread. We just borrowed it for a little while. (Besides, that Tofu up there looked like it was aiding and abetting the hijackers).
[sub]I wonder where I left those x-ray glasses I got a while back…[/sub]
It’s in the mail as we speak, just like Coldfire’s Moderator Mug! Delivery should be made in 4-6 weeks… if delivery is not made, it’s your fault!!!
Most. Bizarre. Hijack. Ever.
I want see-through clothes!
So jin, how you doin’?
But are you prepared to wear them shamelessly?
[sub]And more importantly, are you prepared to send us pictures?[/sub]
See-thru clothes?
Is this Barbarella flashback week? 
Pretty good, thanks for asking.
I think we all want jinwicked in see-thru clothes. I know I do.
Hey! No flirting in the Pit, take it to MPSIMS. Shoo! Go on, scat!
Damn kids…
[sub]just put me down on the list for pictures :D[/sub]
It’s called self promotion, post count padding, self importance (the thought that someone may actually ready what is posted), and well…because no one else will listen at home so they bring it to the message board. Definite lack of class and taste.