I enjoy spending time on these boards, learning new stuff in GQ, eradicating my ignorance, and sometimes posting meaningless drivel just because I can in MPSIMS. Recently I have seen a lot of useless posting, specifically in GQ. If someone needs help with an AOL setting or something similar (Microsoft, Apple, etc.), telling them they must switch to a different program, OS, or to buy a new computer are not valid answers. Why waste everyone’s time? Great, you have an opinion. Go post in IMHO or here in the Pit! People looking for FACTS couldn’t give a rat’s ass about your stupid issues with certain hardware or software. All you are doing is wasting space on the page and creating longer load times. Then there are people who actually take the time to debate your shortcomings with you, and waste even more time! Why can’t you people just take it somewhere else? You are just annoying, and not even moderately helpful. Please shut the hell up. Thank you.
Amen!
Bah! Computers? True experts don’t bother with such trivial things, they just run Linux on their brain and have a direct connection to the internet plugged into their spine! If you don’t meet this standard you are clearly inferior and are not worthy of our help. :rolleyes:
Preach it, brother. You’d probably like to see Fenris’s Platform Hijacks thread… it says everything one could possibly want to say on the subject.
Me too.
-Dirty
I agree with Dirty Earthworm.
I agree with Dirty Earthworm but am in complete disagreement with Bearflag 70 in this thread.
Harumph! Umpteen years of higher education, and suddenly you’re an expert on everything, is that it?!? I say you’re all wrong. This thread is about ME.
I like cheese.
I, lord of the seven pairs of khaki pants, demand all the cheese in thy hands.
me too
You’re having cheese problems Nutwrench, Journeyman, and Monstro? Well, if you’d eat Tofu ™ instead of regular old cheese, maybe you wouldn’t have these problems. Personally, I switched to Tofu ™ 5 years ago, because it has better consistency and it’s open source, meaning if you leave the Tofu ™ in an open container somewhere, it won’t mold as quickly as cheese. Anyone who doesn’t switch to Tofu ™ is a blithering idiot.
abel, if you dare to put tofu on a you-know-what, it’ll be over my dead body.
Shameless Self Promotion
I think you’re lying, Jin. I detected massive amounts of shame in that self promotion.
I, however, have absolutely no shame whatsoever in my self-promotion.
Spoofe, I’m getting really tired of seeing those 3-hour infomercials on your patented SELF-RIGHTEOUS SHAME DETECTOR [sub]and coffee maker[/sub][sup]TM[/sup]. I don’t really believe it works anyway. It’s just undetected shameless self-promotion on your part, anyway.
Don’t forget… it can also turn a potato into french fries in under five seconds! But wait, there’s MORE…
For some people it’s a religious requirement to witness. If I don’t spend at least 2 hours/2000 words explaining to each and every poster that they must Think Different! then I have failed, and will be banished to the fiery Gates of Hell…
All references to vibrating toothbrushes, late night infommercials, and SPOOFE have been deleted from your TV guide for your comfort. We will now bring you Benny Hinn for your early morning entertainment.