I dunno, have you ever tried using a flash-light?
UncleBeer hit the nail on the head ladies and gents. She emailed me and did that kiss thing she did as BooBoo’s Tigress. I have never seen anyone else online anywhere I post do that.
I bow before you UncleBeer.
Tigress/Bizarre, Part of the problem maybe that you assume women are bi who are only trying to be nice to you. Sometimes men make the same mistake, some think if a woman is nice and smiles at them or talks to them nicely she is interested in being more than friends. Women make the same mistake dealing with men.
Has anyone noticed how whereever Bratman and his SO come up it always turns into some kind of soap opera? Now it seems that Bratman’s girlfriend is coming out of the closet. Wow better than Passions! Now it needs a midget!
I can be a midget! Just… lemme… squeeze… (oof!)… into this… (damn, this is tight!)… midget suit!
I’m startled by the idea that BP is BBT. BP’s two threads struck me immediately as sounding like a male pretending to be female. (I used to hang out in AOL chatrooms–I came across plenty of them.) Hence my reference to Oat Willie.
But I never did read much of BBT’s stuff, so I won’t argue with those who did.
You are a massive dork? Just IMHO but that’s they way you struck me. And I’m Bi. You type, post, and generally portray yourself like you are a huge, walking, talking dork. Now women, bi or not, might like a big dick, but they sure as fuck don’t want to sit across from one during dinner.
Dunno.
You might want to check that out.
Wasnt she banned?
Kick her trolling ass unclebeer!
Again, posting privileges have been suspended pending refutation of some highly damning evidence.
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Brunetter,
This comment earns you the right to one big, fat, sloppy, wet kiss from me. Whether you want it or not, it’s right here waitin’ for ya. Maybe this particular thread is not worth the energy, but I’m really fond of the idea of answering a question directly and thoroughly, adding a bit of sarcasm when necessary.
You say walk out the front door and find women,
easier said than done.
I am a twenty year old shy male that can’t dance well living in rural ohio.
45 min drive to dayton longer to cincy
the only women in my town are high school kids and divorcees
When I do find out somewhere nobody gives a flying f about anyone else which makes it hard to carry on a conversation.
I feel for you bizarre
What is wrong with divorcees?
Maybe you shouldnt be so set in your ways… and if you are only 20,why not a high school senior? Its only a couple of years/
[hick redneck voice]
Uh, wimmin? Ain’t them those weird dudes with, like, the floppy parts in front? They make me feel funny, like when I done clumb the rope in jim clayuss.
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Reply #1)
Have you looked in the last place you saw her?
Reply #2)
Have you tried the Yellow Pages under Females:Women?
Reply #3)
Just like when hunting deer, the best method of finding one is to douse yourself in their urine.
Reply #4)
A paper bag, worn over the head and shoulders area, while normally a deterrent, in your case could only serve to help you in your quest.
Fenris
Brunetter: Not trying to be mean, but, have you ever considered that these two woman had something against YOU? You sound like you are trying to pass the blame to others…ie. Your husband. I am internet friends of one these woman and have been told the other half of the story…sorry to hear your misfortune.