Every FUCKING day I go to chatrooms and message boards to find a woman. One in three FUCKING years. ONE! I e-mail this chick. She tells me she’s bisexual when we chat. TODAY, I e-mail her and she tells me sha is STRAIGHT. THAT SOOO FUCKING PISSING ME OFF. X
Try meeting people IRL. Humans are social animals, therefore, social contact with actual people is much better than trying to “meet” people on-line.
If your catch is so meager, you must be using the wrong bait. Check out what other people are saying. I’ll bet they’re a lot smoother than you. You may be turning them off too soon. You have to get past the first couple of shared moments before you try to “upgrade” the conversation to touchy topics.
Also, remember to go by the odds and talk to everybody. Don’t wait for the “right one”, because that’s going to make it unlikely they with find you “the right one” at the same time. Try for people wh are open to everyone, so you don’t have to be an exact soulmate to proceed.
I meet way more women online than I do men. The fact that I am not out cruising for a date might have something to do with it.
Start at making some friends first and then see what happens.
Because you are Bizare and Parinoid?
No really, I have met a few women on the net. The only ones I have found that are worth the trouble are the ones I have spent time talking to and getting to know.
I have no problem meeting women on the internet. Finding one that I admire and trust who I find fun, intellegent and charming is much more difficult.
Best of luck to you.
Osip
What you should do is turn off your computer, yeah like that. Unplug the machine. That’s so you won’t be tempted to turn it back on.
Now, get up from the computer table. Uh huh, just like that. Waddle into your bedroom and put some clean clothes on (or at least some clothes that don’t have big sweat stains on them) then waddle out the front door…it’s bright right? Yeah, that’s cuz there’s a sun out there. Don’t worry, I know it’s scary at first but it won’t kill you. Now, here’s the tricky part…meet some real people! Yes, there are people who DON"T live on the internet!
I know, that sounds crazy. I mean, who doesn’t spend all their time online looking for equally desperate lonely people. However, there ARE some flesh and blood people out there.
Good luck!
That’s an old UL, pepper.
beatle said:
Damn…so that’swhy I never have real dates.
Am I the only one who smells the faint whiff of oats here, or something similar?
Regardless of whether or not this person is a troll… regardless of whether or not this person is a woman … regardless of whether or not this person is a lesbian …
I am still going to respond to the OP at face value.
Bizzare, I feel your pain. I realized a few years ago that I was bisexual, and for the past few months have been actively searching for a woman. I have never been through so much pain and agony in my life as I have in the past few months. I should mention that both of these relationships started as a result of personal ads on the Internet (sorry PLG and all the rest, but living in a small town as I do it is simply NOT POSSIBLE for me to meet people IRL as you say).
Relationship #1 was great. We had so much in common, talked every day, moved on into racier things, had a wonderful time together. When I arrived for my first visit … she had decided she was straight. Nothing personal, you understand. “Hmmm, that’s not what she said during the phone sex.” Heartbreak #1.
Relationship #2 was moving along pretty well, until she up and dumped me for a comment my husband made … he was quoting South Park at the time, something about carpet munchers. Yes, I can see how a RATIONAL and INTELLIGENT person would want to dump me for a joke my husband made, when he wasn’t even fucking talking to you. Besides the fact that you will never fucking meet him, you are supposed to be having a relationship with ME, bitch! (Oops, sorry, I guess that one pissed me off a little more than I thought.) Never even got to meet her. Heartbreak #2.
So in conclusion, life sucks. Women suck, the Internet sucks, personal ads suck, love sucks, being bi sucks, and heartbreak sucks. Get used to it BP. I have.
Hmmm, personally i’ve met quite a few women online. Since i’m married, i have never taken it any farther then friendship, although i have met quite a few of them offline. My wife even comes along to met them, cool way to make friends.
I did have 2 weirdos, hmmm women, who kept asking me to marry them after we had met. Talk about strange.
Personally Bizzare, if the online scene isn’t getting you anywhere, get the heck outta the house/apartment/shack/slum whatever, and go met some real people.
:: sitting here thinking if it’s possible to become a bi-woman for Brunetter 
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I have nothing against meeting people online, I met my Love in Yahoo Chat for crying out loud.
But it sounds like the OP spends all her time looking for love online…and that’s it!
Looking for love in all the wrong places…
Heck, I can’t find a woman, either. Just a bunch of short, clean-shaven guys with funny lumps on their chests.
Maybe it’s your attitude Mr. Bizarre. Perhaps if you didn’t seem to be screaming all the time and using the F-word at every opportunity you would have better luck.
Mr. Bizarre? I think not.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=578728#post578728
So, tell me Boo Boo, how does the Bratman feel about you being a lesbian?
Is that a guess Uncle, or do you know if it really is BBsT?
I’ll second that question.
Well. I always like to respond to the OP. I know this has goten a little off track, with allegations of trolldom and seious lucubations on the part of the moderators, but that doesn’t bother me.
I’ll answer the OP very simply.
BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER
Now, go kill yourself and leave the rest of us alone.
If there is proof that Bizzare Paranoia is BBsT why isn’t she banned ?
Either way oldscratch nailed the reply .
Which, obviously, is more than the OP will ever nail