I’ve been married for 17 years, and I couldn’t tell you for sure if my wife even has a butthole! That’s one area where sex is NOT a part of!
A good friend of mine coerced butt sex from his wife by saying “Enright’s wife lets him!” Soon after we’re all at my house playing cards and the subject of butt sex comes up. My wife exclaims “There’s no way I’d let anyone do that to me!” Ahh yes… wackiness ensued! Needless to say, the card playing was done for the evening. I still tease my friend about it.
The perfect dump? When it comes out nice and clean, and doesn’t hit the bumpers on the way out, and where the Toilet Paper Test comes back negative on the first swipe. Ahhhh.
I only go every other day or so. I guess most of you are everydayers?