Matt, before reading this, I always had a hard time envisioning the expression “go fuck yourself.”
Now I understand. 
–sublight.
What’s more odd to me is why men need to know the size of other guys’ penises.
… how could I forget to add this???
sheeesh…
The average length
a guy thinks an erect penis measures: 10 inces. What it really measures: 5.1 inches. What women think: 4 inches. Jane Magazine 01/2000
“Why do men have to know the size of their penis?”
Well…it comes in handy at the lumberyard if you’ve forgotten your tape measure 
Why did I measure mine? Well, in gay chats this is like almost mandatory :D. Actually in those I give out very little info unless they press for more. Also, i was just curious. I’ll just say i’m a bit above average :).
Also, in gay chatrooms i rarely ever hear someone say they are under 7 inches. Everyone is usually 7 inches to 9 inches long. In fact i’m just about the only guy who wont lie about it, I think.
We’re talking measurement of an erect penis, right?
[sub]Or else I’ll really start feeling bad.[/sub]
In a human sexuality class I took we were fairly reliably informed that while flaccid penis size varies, in general, erect size doesn’t as much. Obviously there are some variations…and didn’t Cecil do a column on this once?
Ok, here it is. My dick is so big that there was a revolution and they proclaimed the people’s republic of my dick!
Heehee!
Chalk me up as another guy who has never measured. I’m plenty happy with it, and I want the ladies to be happy with it as well, but I’ve never had the urge to pin it down to exact measurements.
Its not really information thats ever asked for my men or women, so why would I need it. I suppose I should correct that and say the only women who have ever asked did so after they’d already expressed their approval by showing some interest in me. So I guess its just idle tittilating curiosity. I just responded by saying if they’d like to know, they’ll have to measure for themselves.
I don’t think on the whole its as big a compulsion as people say it is. I think men and women are usually interested in sex, and penis size is a fun detail to giggle over, just like a woman’s measurements, or the checklist of experiences you’ve had. Penis size is just one detail of sexuality that has a especially juvenile implication. I don’t think it is, but you sure look juvenile if you broadcast it. Generally I think penis envy is less epidemic as people claim.
I refuse to take pride in something in which every chimpanzee may be my equal and any jackass is my superior.
Reminds me of this guy I knew in high school. We used to call him “roundcorn”, because he could pee “around corners”. I wish I could say that he couldn’t, but unfortunately I know he actually could. It took a long time before any female friends knew what why we called him that.
The point is you still wouldn’t be safe in the next room.
but consider
Its not the length of the wand, its the magic inside.
further
Its not the size of the wave, its the motion of the ocean.
and if all else fails
*It don’t matter how big the stick is, because baby I got cruuuuuuuuuise control. *
I suppose if you have a very small penis you could always buy a big damned S.U.V.
I’ll stick with my honda. No pun and all.
Just gotta say that those who say “it isn’t the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean,” have obviously never tried to get to England in a row boat.
But seriously, I’m at a loss to know why it matters. I have yet to go to a job interview and heard them say, “well I’d like to hire you, but…” Well, unless you’re in a certain type of industry. To me, there’s only one person in my life who needs the information, and as long as she’s happy, who cares. That’s my $0.02.
I’ll guess you’re not being facetious, so…
Vagina = parking garage.
Penis = Chevy Blazer. Or Geo Metro, as the case may be.
Clear?
Actually, Cervaise, I was being facetious. I was more tired than clever.
Actually, St. Attila, I was referring to the possibility of your respondent being facetious about lack of understanding; the wink in your post was almost audible. I was being more clever than clear. 
Heh, now that’s sig material if ever I saw it.
cuz my last girlfriend hadda sign over her bed that read “you must be this long to go on this ride.”
Why measure? Don’t be silly!
“When in doubt, whup it out” of course!
This has solved problems from which direction to turn, to what tires to buy.
A girl I knew had that too. And never mind that (not an issue) but, dude, you should have seen the line! :eek: