…you commited some anatomically unlikely act of attempted solitary reproduction, with a broom handle?
Next time, open the packets before putting the contents in the coffee.
Well, it wasn’t a broom handle…
Well, you certainly couldn’t do that with anything resembling a saxophone, I’m sure!
Sir, I can recognize a challenge when I see one! Consider your gauntlet picked up! I shall see you at dawn with your choice of alto or tenor sax and a large bucket of WD-40!
I’m on board with this Pitting. I never post in a thread unless the thread is exactly what I was expecting.
Notice that I’m posting in this thread.
Is this about Betty White and the Komodo Dragons?
With god as my witness I thought Komodo dragons could wrestle old women. Or visa versa.
This thread isn’t what I expected, but I’m the most effective thread-killer around.
See, there is your problem. This is a liberal leaning board, two cents is no where near enough.
My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
This thread is more or less what I expected it to be, but allowed to be informed of the release of Civ V, an info I didn’t expect to find here.
I’d like to add that unfortunately Civ V won’t run on my system, but I don’t want to hijack the important topic being discussed in the thread.
Because it adds nothing to the conversation.
I’ll be there with my second chair.
Is a “STILL POST” something like a still birth? Because if it is, I probably do that sometimes.
Well, all I can say is that my life is pretty plain, you know? I just like to watch the puddles gather rain.
Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
Because she’s a shit magnet.
Or smells like suet.
Which post?