[QUOTE=Ruffian]
According to the IMDB:
And:
So they did it on purpose to be funny. Yeah, it’s hysterical. :rolleyes:
I found it distractingly stupid, personally. Good thing it was just on Showtime and I could change the channel to something less annoying, like Rock of Love or something.
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Hello! Hello? Is this thing on?
No. Sorry.
So many dead inner children… 
[QUOTE=Darryl Lict]
I would think think that the modeling of two suspended spheres would be relatively straightforward.
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Don’t you mean “oblate spheroids”?
This morning when I told my daughter that her first-ever message board comment got some positive response, including “winning the thread” according to Tapioca Dextrin, she was watching Word World on PBS, a program in which the animals–Frog, Pig, Sheep–are made out of letters of the alphabet. . .
Now that that’s settled…why do male cartoon kangaroos have pouches?
[QUOTE=Tristan]
That night Farmer Brown was kept awake by the sounds from the barn.
Click Clack Moo.
Click Clack Moo.
Clickity Clack Moo.
The following morning, duck (being a neutral party) handed Farmer Brown a note:
“Dear Farmer Brown,
We are unhappy cows. We demand hormones and surgery to become comfortable in our own hides. Also, sequined dresses.
Sincerly,
The Cows”
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I love that book: Click Clack Moo (Transgendered Cows That Type)
[QUOTE=jayjay]
Did you know that in the olden days, they used to refer to a bulls as a “gentleman cow” or “male cow” because the word “bull” was considered vulgar?
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Future generations will make fun of our prudishness in refusing to put testicles on cartoon animals.
[QUOTE=Pochacco]
Oh it’s not THAT difficult. Pom Poko features anthropomorphic raccoons with very prominent scrotums. At one point they even use their nut-sacks as cudgels to beat the crap out of some police in riot gear. I’m sure **Barnyard ** could have done something similar.
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I think I’d faint if that ever happened. The fact that the American cartoon industry hasn’t made a sexually explicit cartoon since Heavy Metal is one of my major pet peeves. (All of who have udders) :mad: 
[QUOTE=VernWinterbottom]
This morning when I told my daughter that her first-ever message board comment got some positive response, including “winning the thread” according to Tapioca Dextrin, she was watching Word World on PBS, a program in which the animals–Frog, Pig, Sheep–are made out of letters of the alphabet. . .
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And if she’s as smart as she sounds, she wasn’t the least bit impressed that her wise and obvious observation on a message board topic about cartoon cow udders was so well-received.
[QUOTE=Pochacco]
Oh it’s not THAT difficult. Pom Poko features anthropomorphic raccoons with very prominent scrotums. At one point they even use their nut-sacks as cudgels to beat the crap out of some police in riot gear. I’m sure **Barnyard ** could have done something similar.
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Minor nitpick: They aren’t raccoons, they are tanuki, or “raccoon dogs”, which are primitive canids.
[QUOTE=Bosstone]
So many dead inner children…
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I like to poke my dead inner child with a stick every so often just to make sure it’s still good and dead.
Mine’s bloated with decompositional gases. Poking it with a stick is inadvisable.
[QUOTE=Wile E]
No kids and my S.O. has no room to complain about my talking during movies. I almost had to reenact Sweeney Todd on him the other night.
Well, I am glad I said “male cattle”.
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You will be spared from the worst of the plagues.
Probably.
I find that the eviller I the less trustworthy I am.