Why do the male cows on "Back at the Barnyard" have udders?

Hello! Hello? Is this thing on?

No. Sorry.

So many dead inner children… :frowning:

Don’t you mean “oblate spheroids”?

This morning when I told my daughter that her first-ever message board comment got some positive response, including “winning the thread” according to Tapioca Dextrin, she was watching Word World on PBS, a program in which the animals–Frog, Pig, Sheep–are made out of letters of the alphabet. . .

Now that that’s settled…why do male cartoon kangaroos have pouches?

I love that book: Click Clack Moo (Transgendered Cows That Type)

Future generations will make fun of our prudishness in refusing to put testicles on cartoon animals.

I think I’d faint if that ever happened. The fact that the American cartoon industry hasn’t made a sexually explicit cartoon since Heavy Metal is one of my major pet peeves. (All of who have udders) :mad: :frowning:

And if she’s as smart as she sounds, she wasn’t the least bit impressed that her wise and obvious observation on a message board topic about cartoon cow udders was so well-received.

Minor nitpick: They aren’t raccoons, they are tanuki, or “raccoon dogs”, which are primitive canids.

I like to poke my dead inner child with a stick every so often just to make sure it’s still good and dead.

Mine’s bloated with decompositional gases. Poking it with a stick is inadvisable.

You will be spared from the worst of the plagues.

Probably.

I find that the eviller I the less trustworthy I am.