Why does Donny Osmond irk the shit out of me?

There’s one song I would pay good money to see them duet…

If loving you is wrong
I don’t want to be right

It was funny with the Bradys. With the Osmonds I’d likely soil myself with a variety of fluids.

Thanks for the visual, lieu.

I used to have a crush on Marie. I think she’s the same age as me, or maybe a bit younger. Not sure.

Ack. Sorry, Marie is seven years my senior.

I was thinking of Janet Jackson, who was born the day before I was.

Sorry.