Why has ATMB’s title been changed to 13 Conversations About One Thing?
ETA: Ah. I see. Please ignore this post. And, yes: I like it.
You’re a moderator, and you didn’t know this? What a crappy job you’re doing!
Look at yourself: you’re nothing. I may be crappy but at least I have a title.
Why has SoulFrost been ba…damn, nevermind.
Because I made him banned. There’s not much I can’t do now I’m a mod, you know. Ptoof! See? You’re disappeared.
No, I’m still here.
Na na na na nahhhhhhhh…
Sorry. Wrong type of ptoof. I’ll try again. Ptooooofffff. Any better?
Never underestimate the power of the dark side.
Ptoof!
NineToTheSky, I’m exercising my Evil Powers of the Banned to rip away your Moderatornessship… you will forevermore be known as THE DROOPY!
Keep it up, I say.
Hey, I paid good money for that…uh…well, nothing. 
See, that’s the thing about being THE DROOPY…
I knew that. It’s not that hard.
That’s the guy from the other thread who used to be a “Turgid Member”!! 
Technically, that makes him a mediocreator.
Who do you have to f*** to get a custom title?
I also have chocolate…
Hah! to all you new moderators and such, thinking you are so awesome.
I have the power over your KITTENS!!!
Take that!
The mods are worse than Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, and George W. Bush combined!
Hah! And you call yourself a Kitteh Wrangler! *Real *kitteh wranglers know that NOTHING has power over the kittehs! Well, except the dangly string. And the catnip mouse. And the can opener and the sunny nap spot. Also the paper bag and the cardboard box and … OK, EVERYTHING has power over the kittehs!
Hysterical. Just saw this. Spilled my wine. You owe me a keyboard.