Why is my thingie crooked?

Who in most ways was a fine old gent.

Can’t you just use the other hand for a few years and shape it back in the other direction? If you time it right… it should be straighter when you’re done.

Diagnosed with Peyronie’s about a year ago. Started a treatment of blood thinner, vasodialator and vitamin E. Majority of the “bumoiness” and bend corrected itself. The pain stopped and the situation has stabilized. Doc said it takes about a year to stabilize. I’m off the meds, but Mr Happy still points to 10:30 or 11 o’clock. Still performs though.

Haha. Well vitamin E is used just to speed up the results, so I think im going to combine it with the stretcher. The penis stretcher is not a man or a woman :smiley: … it’s a device you wear that applies a slight pulling force.

Here is the saga of Corkscrew Jacque
Born to the world with a corkscrew c___
For thirty years he did search and hunt
Till he found a girl with a corkscrew c___
He screwed her once and then dropped dead
Son of a bitch had a left hand thread

Did you really think he was waiting around for 6 years for your answer?

Eh, no big deal. Get back to us when you can have sex around a corner.
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I was always told the slight bend was due to favoring one side when self-pleasuring. But then again, it was the same people who told me I’d go blind from it.