That’s nothing compared to hiring Nasa’s zero-gravity-simulating plane: http://www.space.com/sciencefiction/movies/uranus_experiment_000516.html (yes, the link is safe for work 
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Do a search for “Waita Uziga” and tell me the Japanese aren’t weird.
The fact of the matter is that porn is made cheaply. A porno film with a budget as high as a million dollars would be unheard of; it would be as rare a feature film with a budget as low as a million dollars. Most of the production on porno films is non-union and performed by regular film crews working under the table. And the acting salaries also reflect the restrained budgets of porn. Hearing that top ranked actresses make $5000 a day salaries might seem immense, but bear in mind most porno films are shot within one or two days, so this works out to a few thousand dollars per film. Meanwhile, in the “real” show business world, an actor with a supporting role in a mid-level television series is making about the same salary per episode. A top-ranked actress in the movie business will be getting millions of dollars per movie, not thousands (she’ll also be getting a share of the profits which virtually no porno actress ever sees).
So don’t compare porno movies to major studio releases; they inhabit different worlds. Compare them instead to their real equivalent; the grade-z straight-to-video movies with titles like Attack of the Killer Zombies or Crazy Frat House. It is possible to find quality work in these movies, but the majority of all of them are formulaic crap that is content to just sell enough copies to make back the budget.
It’s called Conquest. Definitely a good porno. Both classy and hot.
I thought that would likelier be the Russian vomit-comet they used.
And indeed it was a revelation… that in the days of the Spanish Main there were large, obvious breast implants on the wenches 
They must have been the treasure chests pirates were always talking about.
Oh, it gets wierder. When a stallion reaches orgasm, the head of his penis will ‘flare’, increasing in size substantially. If you’ve ever seen a video of bestiality, where a woman allows a pony-stallion to mount her - I’ve seen just one, and the scream at the end was probably not pleasure! - you’ll understand why these things are best left to mares. I mean, they say ‘bigger is better’ but this is ridiculous.
Just a word of warning, Chotii’s link is not work-safe, if your boss is a puritanical horse.