Why Is This Sequential Thread So Slow?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Multi-legged frog in Kansas alarms residents/excites restaurateurs
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Describe YOUR mutation!**

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**Describe YOUR mutation!
Functioning with one-fourth of a stigmata.
I can see! **

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I want to play
Everyone Dies Alone

The catch to this game is that it’s pretty darn hard to win.

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Bitten by a radioactive cat, but instead of gaining superhuman strength and agility or the ability to see in near total darkness…

Describe YOUR mutation!
I have way too much cat hair in my nose.

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** It’s 7/7/07, are you feeling lucky?
I can see!
Describe YOUR mutation!
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**Woah! Big hornet nest, what do I do? **

Good question. Luckily, there’s an easy solution

**Suggest menu items for the 1st annual Utter Wankers banquet **

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When has a rapist been a sympathetic character?
Dating Amongst Twenty-Somethings

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** Ask the Insurance Operations Guy!

So tell me about getting personal health insurance

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Worst songs for a stripper to perform to
What is the ice-cream-truck music in the UK?

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** If I find an Archaeological site behind my house, are the contents mine?

Police Permissions to search for bodies in a field

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It’s for Really Old crimes.

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** So I had a professional massage yesterday…

I’ve been rear-ended **

OK…

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I have way too much cat hair in my nose.

Just throw it away!

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In MPSIMS:

Why is this sequential thread so slow?
I’ve been rear-ended

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** Action hero quotes, in real life.
What is this thing on this plane?**

Hope it’s not a snake…

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**Poll: have you made a will?

What’s the skinny on dental discount plans? **

Is this the plan where the dentist keeps asking, “Is it safe?”

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**So I had a professional massage yesterday…

Ever make a stupid mistake that turns out to be worse than you thought? **

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**Share your (totally mundane?) recurring nightmares

I’ve been rear-ended **

Geez, I’m turning into CalMeachem here.

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** Do you have recurring fantasies of escorting a historical figure around modern times?

I’ve Been Studying History and Now I’m Depressed

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Are you implying that I do this too much, Hypno?

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Implying? No.

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**So Close To Being Hooked…

Holy Predatory Lending Batman!! **