** Democracy in MA: SURELY You Jest!
Need a laugh?
**
Sorry boobs, you have to go.
Half in the bag; stoned off your tits
Breast Reduction Through Drugs!
These now ARE sequential. I shoulda waited.
**Signs that you’re getting old
Half in the bag; stoned off your tits**
Things you like on the SDMB
Most offensive acts of skullduggery
**Need a laugh?
There’s a cockatiel in my lilac bush.**
And for hysterical convulsions, there’s a giraffe in 'net.
Why are genitals ugly?
Realism in Porn
GQ
Didn’t feed kitties for a day, what do I do?
What is the best way to move my kitties cross country?
If I can’t have my flying jet car . . .
**What’s a poisonous Australian spider doing on my desk?
What types of Antivenin do hospitals stock? **
:eek:
All from IMHO just now:
A girl is interested in me [insert punctuation of your choice]
When did you realize she liked you?
Why are Trucking Companies Constantly Hiring?
The Urinal Theory of Parking
Most truckers would rather take drug tests than deal with the Urinal Theory.
**So, what are your sexual fetishes?
Realism in Porn **
**Geographical Oddities
White Plains, NY**
** Need a laugh?
My toddler learned a new word… and not a good one
**
**What’s a poisonous Australian spider doing on my desk?
What should I expect at the ER? Going there shortly**
**Bump and grind: I do not think it means what you think it means
"Male river dolphins have been known to insert their penis into the blowhole … **
Why, that’s exactly what I thought it meant! 
**So, what are your sexual fetishes?
Sweetie, I love you but your daughter scares me. **
**Why don’t men understand conception? Why do women lie about it?
The “I am afraid to have children” argument gains strength
**
So I nearly drove off the bridge last week.
Help me plan my trip to the Grand Canyon
Yeah…ummm, maybe you should rethink that trip?
**What’s a poisonous Australian spider doing on my desk?
How feasible is an undersea lair?**
I think you’re overreacting just a bit there…
IMHO
What Helps You Go To Sleep?
A short survey about masturbation.
Not sure if the survey inspires sleep, or the act.
Sgt Schwartz
From New Posts:
**Italian speakers: What does “zampotti” mean in English?
“white trash” **
The Pit
I’ve had it up to here with apartment life!
In my humble opinion, this is the biggest crock of shit I’ve ever heard of
Raping comatose children for decades
DON’T touch me
GQ
What’s a poisonous Australian spider doing on my desk?
Viewing Figures