Why the hell wasn't I banned?

I was banned once. For twenty minutes.

It was at the bottom of -

oh, never mind.

Regards,
Shodan

Well, that’s hardly a melt-down, complete with justifications, excuses and self-pity. Not ranty at all.

I give partial credit; it was under 300 words.

Yes, full marks for brevity. Not even a capitalization at the start or a period after.

I. Love.

LOVE.

This post.

-FrL-

I am laughing. So hard.

This is awesome. You are awesome.

Thank you.

-FrL-

[Dingo] You must ban him well, and after you are done with him, you may deal with him as you like… and then… ban me. [/Dingo]

And then the oral sex.

That is awfully familiar, but I cant place it. Monty Python?

Come on! You know any mention of animals requires a picture!

yes, the Holy Grail

Is this the reply? The one which answered all the questions? How can we tell what are we to do?

Who will think of the children? :mad:

I believe that this is the awaited answer. Cryptoderk has previously sought help with his problem of terseness.

The cry for help.

He is a master of succinctness.

NOT!

His goal was three hundred words or less, he spent hours on it, and he came back with “wankers”. Imagine how many verbs, adjectives and articles he ruthlessly eliminated.

Ah, the fickle muse.

The Hemmingway of the SDMB.

!?

To be more succinct, you could have used an interrobang.

Did somebody call me?

OK, I’m sorry, I was giving you shit, but actually I’m with you now. I’d like them to ban me for 96 seconds. Not 97 or 95, but exactly 96. Jesus H. Christ, you pay good money to be a member of this club and you would expect a little respect around here.