Why was my MPSIMS spam parody thread deleted?

Wanna stroke my cock? He’s friendly!

Won’t get to lay many chicks that way

Are you suggesting he’s laid an egg? :dubious:

That’s about all he’ll lay with a friendly cock. Chicks dig something a bit more up-and-at-you.

Incidentally, Dex needs to add “savvy” to “placid temperament” and “intelligence” on that What-Makes-a-Moderator list of his. Or maybe just crank up the in-house IQ Test a notch.

Has anyone notified Bosda?

It’s reopened, right? Finally, this long dark chapter in the SDMB history can be closed.

Men asleep in their beds on this day will hold their manhood cheap.

Most mornings, I hold mine for free. That’s pretty cheap, I guess.

I use the bathroom in the shower.
I use my heel to force the chunks down the drain.