Why was the "Fuck North Dakota" thread closed?

[Mac_Guffin]

I live in N.Dak as well. Have for most of my life.

There are days I tend to agree with Bosda.

[Tripler]

@TVeblen

It was a rhetorical* question, Tripler, even leaving Ms. O’Neal out of it entirely. (Which isn’t a guy thing.) We KNOW there’s an Alberta. It’s where all those smashing, frigid weather clippers originate. Saskatchewan, though, might be iffy.

I know it was rhetorical. I was making a bad joke. :smack:

There’s a chance Bosda hasn’t seen living soul in North Dakota, outside the two stray dogs and Egbert, because his technicolor, baroque-font sigs** blinded everybody else and they ended in up LA by mistake.

I’ve been from Lake Darling to Tschida,
and Beulah to Hazen.
Williston and Fargo,
Dunseith and Dickinson.
But there’s only one place that I would call home:
'Cause “freezin’s the reason”, and from Minot I’ll never roam.

Tripler
Thanks, I’m here all week. Please, don’t forget to tip the waitresses.

[Jonathan_Chance]

@tomndebb

I didn’t even know that the NP had a wing devoted especially to fucking Illinois.

Yeah, I hear it’s based in Skokie.

• Jonathan “Proud Wilmetter” Chance

[Wolfian]

You leave the Salukis out of this!

[Telperien]

@EddyTeddyFreddy

:: Wonders which Doper will be first to offer to show her the way ::

::raises her hand::

[andros]

@Tenar

Oh, sure. OUR T. Veblen is a she. The “original” T. Veblen (Thorstein Bunde Veblen), was a he.

But the important Thorstein Veblen was a boat, and therefore a she.

[tomndebb]

Bahia Mar?

[Jackmannii]

@Tripler

I was quite surprised when I went in to defend my beloved Peace Garden State, only to find it closed.

Oh fer Chrissake, North Dakota isn’t that small.
On a semiserious note, N.D. is on my short list of states to visit to complete the goal of visiting all 50 (I lived in S.D., but somehow never had enough incentive to cross the border). With the exception of the Peace Garden, what would be worthwhile as a brief destination? Is the state’s version of the Badlands scenic, and are there any restaurants worthy of the name in the area (S.D.'s Badlands are gorgeous, but there’s nothing to eat)?

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

@Khan

I was born and raised in Fargo, ND, Bosda.

I’ve found that I like your posts and agree with you on a lot of things, but in this case, …

Fuck you.

Heartily.

<SHATENER>KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!</SHATNER>

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

@TVeblen

It was a rhetorical* question, Tripler, even leaving Ms. O’Neal out of it entirely. (Which isn’t a guy thing.) We KNOW there’s an Alberta. It’s where all those smashing, frigid weather clippers originate. Saskatchewan, though, might be iffy.

There’s a chance Bosda hasn’t seen living soul in North Dakota, outside the two stray dogs and Egbert, because his technicolor, baroque-font sigs** blinded everybody else and they ended in up LA by mistake.

Veb

• debating term for “I’m busy talking, so shut up”
  ** The message board equivalent of golf togs.

<makes sad puppy eyes at TVeblen>

[tomndebb]

You’d have been safer hiding behind one of your screaming fonts than presenting an image that will probably make her retch.

[glee]

Why is nobody interested in South Dakota?

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

@glee

Why is nobody interested in South Dakota?

Because South Dakota is mythical, like Atlantis or Canada.

[Metacom]

@Jackmannii

Is the state’s version of the Badlands scenic, and are there any restaurants worthy of the name in the area (S.D.'s Badlands are gorgeous, but there’s nothing to eat)?

There’s only one restaurant in the whole state, and it’s an Arby’s.

[gommsn]

Tripler , when we last parted ways, I thought we had at least a tacit understanding but now I see I was wrong. Doesn’t take much to revert to your old golf-bashing ways, eh?
Well, I guess we’re just going to have to take it outside. The 1st tee @ 10:00 am tomorrow am. My choice of weapons. I’m thinking sand wedges. Nice heavy heads. If you don’t show up, I’ll just switch to a driver and start without you.

And Tomndebb , Moderator ??? Oh, I think not. There is nothing moderate in jumping on the golf-bashing bandwagon with such glee and abandonment Do we not have feelings too? Is there no compassion left for those of us who are compelled to venture forth, oh, I don’t know,4-5 times weekly to pursue our masochistic tendencies. If you prick us, do we not bleed?
I’m warning you, I’ll,I’ll, :mad:

OK, thats all I got!!!

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

@Metacom

There’s only one restaurant in the whole state, and it’s an Arby’s.

And the soda is all flat.

[Tripler]

@gommsn

Tripler , when we last parted ways, I thought we had at least a tacit understanding but now I see I was wrong. Doesn’t take much to revert to your old golf-bashing ways, eh?
Well, I guess we’re just going to have to take it outside. The 1st tee @ 10:00 am tomorrow am. My choice of weapons. I’m thinking sand wedges. Nice heavy heads. If you don’t show up, I’ll just switch to a driver and start without you.

Funk dat.

If you want a match, I’ll see you on the ice. Bring whatever weapons you want.

No traps, no wedges, no nothing. Just you, some skates and shin guards, and a goalie.

Tripler
Perhaps I wasn’t clear before this:
FUCK GOLF!

[Troy_McClure_SF]

@Zebra

Can I still hate the fucking Illinois Nazi Party?

I hate those guys.

[TVeblen]

@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor

<makes sad puppy eyes at TVeblen>

Bosda, you’re in the Pit, man.

Unless you have fur, four paws and a cold nose, 'fraid I’m gonna hafta put you to sleep.

[Lola_Granola]

I was born in the great state of North Dakota. Love North Dakota. I could go on and on with all the reasons, but, hey I love North Dakota.

Now Montana, I don’t trust.