Why we LOVE Sting!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I just wanted to post a lil something reminding everybody how totally awesome and HOT Sting is. Oh,I almost forgot about his wonderful songs and his amazing voice. He’s also a pretty good guy.
Anyway, has anybody heard his new one, “Desert Rose”? Does anybody else think that song is awe inspiring?

“The bitch, oh the bitch, the bitch is back…I’m a bitch cuz I’m better then you, it’s the way that I move
The things that I do…” Elton John
“People try to tell me thoughts they cannot defend…” The Moody Blues
“To start, press any key. Where’s the any key?” Homer Simpson.

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He did a damn fine job in “Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels”

3

I just think he’s cool.

No. He’s Supah-Cool.

“Organs gross me out. That’s organs, not orgasms.”
-the wallster

4

He’s o.k., but I still think Rowdy Roddy Piper could take him in a cage match.

Eagles may soar free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.

5

He’s got a voice like red velvet–smooth and nearly irresistably sexy. It’s haunting, arousing, eloquent, and intriguing all at once.

I’ve been a fan since I was 13. :smiley:

“Oh cannnn’t yoouuuuu seeeeeeeeeee…you belong to meeeeeeeee…”

Teaching: The ultimate birth control method.

Laura’s Stuff and Things

6

His “music” has been bland, adult contemporary tripe since the Police broke up.

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What, we have no police to protect us? Omigawd, when did this happen and why wasn’t I told?

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

8

I would have traded in my kid, the Mr. and my SUV 20 years ago to run off and volunteer to work as Sting’s own personal slave. He was the most fabulous looking human male I had ever seen. Time has passed, but not my infatuation, I would still do it. I have every album Sting and the Police have recorded, and I still play them and still love that music. Another thing, I admire Sting for living a full and wonderful life, he seems happy and content. How nice he never self-destructed like so many others. He is still talented and a babe!!!

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Anybody with the balls to wear little blue plastic underpants in a feature film is fine by me.

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I don’t know about you guys but I think he’s sucked ever since he left the Police.

but thats just my personal opinion…he’s gotten kind of gay.

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On Jay Leno, about 7 or so years back, Leno called him on a boast of keeping an erection for 3 hours. His wife was in the audience and was raising 7 fingers. He’s hardcore into Yoga. Not the relaxing kind.

He also has been quoted, “sure I have slept with several women at once, I’m a rock star.”