Why isn’t he thanking the farmers? His parents, the animals, the artisan who crafted the plate? How intellectually shallow of him. That, or I’m mean-spirited.
Actually, from my perspective, being an atheist, that’s a very good question.
Also, there’s already a thread running on this topic. As if you didn’t know.
Let’s try it again, and with a little sarcasm this time!
If this is a parody thread, doesn’t it belong in the pit with a link to the thread that inspired it?
Well, here’s the latter: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=150187
This thread is closed. The OP has been here long enough, but apparently needs to read the rules some more.