In vet school, I learn about Chromo-dacryorrhea in rats: red tears. That is just freaky.
How to spell weird.
OOPS
And how to disengage the CAPS Lock key 
We were taught in Junior High that the Pilgrims landed in Salem Oregon.
In French, roosters say “cocorico!” Also, turkeys go “glou glou glou” and pigs go “groin groin”. Cows say “meuh” and I think birds say “cui cui”. I have actually used this knowledge, once, when I was exceedingly exhausted and trying to convey to the Sandwich Artiste somewhere in France that I wanted a turkey sandwich, only I forgot what the word for turkey is (dindon, although for all I know that’s just a live bird) and waggled my arms and said “glou glou glou!” I got a turkey sandwich, anyway, but oddly enough it had ketchup on it. I didn’t care, as I had never before nor since been so hungry.