I was once in a club watching a dancer walking to “Push” by Matchbox Twenty. That wouldn’t have been so bad, but I was quietly singing along until I realized what kind of vibe my singing the lyric “I want to push you around! And I will! And I will!” was creating.
Nautical Disaster by The Tragically Hip.
Interrobang!?, why don’t you start another thread on the best songs for enjoying a stripper? I’m dying to nominate Gary Glitter’s Rock and Roll, otherwise known as the “Hey” song.
*Ba boom ta tee
ba boom ta tee
ba boom ta tee
ba boom ta tee *
DARNIT!!
:mad:
Beat to the punch again!
Into Temptation by Crowded House. It’s a song about rape (at least that’s the way I interpret it).
Just about anything by They Might Be Giants.
Dear Mr. Jesus
Onward, Christian Soldiers
That was my first idea, but then I thought bad striptease songs would be more fun.
But I endorse the idea – go ahead and start the thread yourself!
I also have to say that I don’t consider symphonies “songs” in any meaningful sense of the word, but it’s certainly true that none of them would be particularly effective backdrops for public nudity.
That said, another non-song song: John Cage’s 4’33".
And jeez, “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” would be awful.
The Gloria. Or any other song that wouldn’t be out of place when sung in a church.
He wants a shoehorn! twirl!
The kind with teeth! boom-ka-boom
People should get beat up shimmmmmmy
For stating their beliefs. and there goes the bra!
Paul Anka–"(You’re) Having My Baby."
Unless, of course, the stripper was visibly pregnant…
“The Safety Dance”
most Christmas carols
“Auld Lang Syne”
anything by Wayne Newton or Lawrence Welk
Just about any Nick Drake Song.
“Save The Life Of My Child” - Simon and Garfunkel
“Appalachian Spring” - Aaron Copland
“Bells For Her” - Tori Amos
Aww Guinastasia thought of “butterfly kisses” first. :dubious:
How about
" Honey" by Bobby Goldsboro
" Baby Baby" by Amy Grant
" Me and my gun" by Tori Amos
" Sex Type thing" by STP
" Dear God" both by XTC and the Shootz Groove cover
Thanks Interrobang!?, but credit where credit is due, my man.
clutches sides, gasping
falls to floor
“Sympathy For The Devil”-Laibach.
The 1812 Overture!
DA-DADA-DADA-DA-DA-DA BOOM!
Then again, the “Boom Boom” theme might fit in… 
“Hit the Road, Jack” – Ray Charles
“Papa Don’t Preach” – Madonna
“Lucille” – Kenny Rogers
“9th and Hennepin” – Tom Waits
“No Woman No Cry” – Bob Marley
“Gentleman” – Afghan Whigs
The theme song to Gilligan’s Island.
(Incidentally, you can sing Amazing Grace to the same melody.)
The Beatles, Revolution # 9
The Barney Song
Ever since I read this earlier today, I haven’t been able to get “Edmund Fitzgerald” out of my mind!
It might not be so bad!
“Old Michigan steams like a young man’s dreams…”
“And farther below Lake Ontario takes in what Lake Erie can send her”
Well, maybe it would be so bad.