He takes a lot of unfair flack for that. In all honesty, he just wanted to know know how “My Pet Goat” ended.
It only takes 10 minutes to shower and shave , roll some BO juice and brush his teeth. He doesn’t need to fix his short hair or paint himself. He doesn’t have to decide what he’s gonna wear. No bad hair days for Obama. If the business of the nationed required it, he could even forgo the morning ritual and nobody would be the wiser.
Actually, I think it makes you nearsighted. Or something. (Check that spelling again.)
I know plenty of guys who take far longer than 15 minutes. Assuming that he does take only that long is faulty reasoning.
I’ll bet she would also take time to sleep, eat, and shit! Damn that lazy bitch!
Lets be fair here. So does Obama. After all, no one’s saying that Obama is God. (like Jesus maybe)
You’re just jealous because my thread has more momentum than yours.
What spelling ?
Tori, I think.
Ogod, here we go again.
Wait…WHAT? To which gender of sexists is she supposed to be trying to appeal? Or are you not familiar with the saying “who wears the pants in the family” as pertaining to which spouse is “the man?”
And while we’re at it…do you honestly think that taking extra time to get ready in the morning is going to hamper Paris’…uh, Hillary’s… ability to lead effectively? We’ve reached a new low.
Obama is only in that position to be faster in the morning because he is black. Since he has a 'fro he doesn’t need to comb his hair and that is why he needs less time in the morning.
Not many bears around the white house.
We did have a thread a while ago around here where some guys claimed they could smell if a woman was menstruating. I can just picture a call from the Russian spy agency for recruits with this specific talent to train as a presidential interpreter.
Aha! This thread reminds me of America: The Book! (The movie? Not yet) by Jon Stewart.
Specifically, the centerfold.
A male president would use that time to read important state papers.
Hey, hey, hey! We just welcomed you into the fold, what, 2 days ago? Do you really want us to kick you to the curb this fast? You can’t embarrass us, you’re representin’ now.
BE NICE!
Lets not be divisive.
Okay, then I’ll raise the bar.
It isn’t just the morning, there’s evening social functions that will keep Hillary away from attending to the business of the nation while she masks herself.
I assume you are denouncing my thread, but you’re not ready to denounce me.
Maybe she’d just wake up earlier and report to her office at the same time Obama would?
That would be even worse. I just saw a program last night on how seriously even a little bit of sleep deprivation can negatively affect memory and judgement.
I know! Maybe she can call Margaret Thatcher and ask her how she managed it all those years! Yeah! That’s it…
:rolleyes:
I cannot be the only one missing Collounsbury right now.