I thought it looked more like the mask in the Saw movies
So your general theory is that it’s impossible for a woman to do her makeup and get enough sleep to do her job? 
Mind if I ask how much rest you got last night?
Maybe she wears those pant suits so she won’t have to waste precious time to shave her legs. That’s right. Imagine Hillary’s hairy legs.
What really concerns me is the amount of time Hillary will need to spend doing laundry and cooking meals for Bill. How is she supposed to find time to run the country when she has all of that “woman’s work” to finish? The country won’t wait for your pie to come out of the oven Mrs. Clinton. :mad:
What kind of pie, you ask. Knowing what a communist Hillary is, it’s probably cherry. That’s right. Hillary isn’t even American enough to bake her husband an honest to God Apple pie. I call on all of my fellow Americans to take a stand against Hillary and her unpatriotic pastries (unpastriotic?).
Furthermore, how will Hillary be able to relate to foreign leaders (who are thankfully all male, which is how God wants it)? They won’t respect her. She’ll go on and on about what removes stains the best (and it’s best not to mention what the stains are) or which oven makes the best roast. They’ll think our country is weak because we let our women boss us around, and they’ll invade, which will be what we deserve after letting a silly woman do a man’s job.
At 3am, do you want a leader answering the phone in curlers and a night dress? No. You want a leader to answer the phone in manly pajamas. You want a leader who can talk to foreign leaders about things like sports, fixing cars, scratching ones genitals, and how silly women are. Man stuff.
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Seriously, this may be a sign that the campaign has run on for too long. All of the actual reasons to vote against a candidate have been used up and we’re down to the really stupid shit. Can we move the rest of the primaries up a week or four?
In Hillary’s defense, she’ll probably save valuable time in not having to tie a tie on every morning. Do you know how many valuable work years male world leaders have lost in knotting thise damn things?
That’s probably why Gandhi got things done. No neckwear.
No, no you’re not.
Sigh. What an absolutely idiotic OP. I leave it to the reader to decide if I’m referring to the “original post” or “original poster”.
The Bear Patrol is working like a charm.
Plus, how long does it take Obama to shave his face?
By the way, fuck you for actually making me defend Hilary when I am a full-on Obama supporter. With friends like you, who needs enemies?
Harborwolf, you reminded me of this:
That actually made me laugh out loud at work. 
OK OK. You made your point. I was trying to inject some humour into this arena in the style of Jon Stewart. It seemed to be working that way but I had no wish to offend. So I’ll ask the mods to close this thread
If it’s any consolation, I could tell you were joking.
I mean really, it was so over-the-top, I’m not sure why anyone took it seriously. And I kept wondering why the mods didn’t step in and remind you that there’s not supposed to be joke threads in the 'Pit. But oh well. Since you’re gonna have it closed anyway, no reason to dwell on it.
Now go run off and sign up at www.barackobama.com. Post on the blogs and let people know you’re a Hillary convert. They’ll drool over you so much you’ll need a wash rag to clean up. 
Nope. I saw a feature on TV with interviews with both HRC and her makeup person, who testified to the massive effort it took to make her over for this election–and then proceeded to list all the makeup she’s wearing on a daily basis. It was a pretty damn long list.
Looks Shotophopped to me.
Clearly, you haven’t seen large, uncombed A-A hair before.
Actually, that’s why we keep women around, because they’re much better at getting those damn things tied. (Wonder why, hmmmmmmm?)
I dig that the OP is a (somewhat bizarre) joke.
In the interest of fighting ignorance, I’ll look at the issue seriously for a bit. This explanation is roundabout, so bear with me.
I worked in the Hollywood TV biz for a couple of years. One of my main jobs was running base camp. Base camp is the area where the actors’ trailers are, along with the hair and makeup trailer and the wardrobe trailer. This is where the actors check in, get dressed, and have** their hair and makeup done.**
Like everywhere else, time is money in the TV business, but in the TV business, time is really, really expensive. So a clock is running from the time an actress checks in to the time she’s ready to shoot.
When you make the daily schedule, you try to make an exact calculation of the time it takes for a particular actress to have her hair and makeup done. A typical schedule might have an actress coming in at 5:30 AM for a 7AM shooting call. The expectation there would be forty five minutes for hair, and forty five minutes for makeup. If no one dawdles, and the actress shows up on time and functional for work, she’s walking on to set for the first rehearsal shortly before 7.
Older actresses take more time in the hair and makeup process. Makeup especially, since we’re usually talking about airbrushing on a new complexion. Older actresses also have the experience, and the gravitas to carry a show the way that younger actresses often don’t. It just take time to develop the skill and grace required. The young Christina Applegate was a fine comic actress for her age, and easy enough on the eyes. Now, in her late '30’s, she’s one of the best light comic actresses working in any medium.
The couple of hours an older actress spends in the hair and makeup chair isn’t dead time. She can read, go over her script, chat. As you might expect, you can hear some ear burning gossip in a makeup trailer.
So, just based on my experiences with older actresses, I’d estimate a couple of hours in the chair for Hillary. She’s a TV star just as much as Sally Field or Marg Helgenburger. Her look is of utmost importance, and I’m sure she has a whole team attending to it.
When she’s in the chair, I’m sure she’s surrounded by her campaign team, going over her talking points, reviewing her speeches, discussing scheduling and strategy, reading position papers, etc. I don’t think it’s dead time at all.
Also, Hillary really isn’t bad looking for a woman her age. The only way she wouldn’t look like that is if she spent an inordinate amount of time attending to her diet, weight, and overall fitness, the actresses do. It makes sense for actresses. Their faces and bodies are their product. On the other hand, a sixty year old woman with real responsibilities should look like a real sixty year old woman. If she looked a lot better, I’d be wondering what she was doing with her time.