Whoa, sorry. Wrong forum, wrong everything. Could’ve sworn I clicked on that little BBQ button. I don’t even usually read MPSIMS, let alone post here. I’ll go away.
Ignore dnooman, he seems to have gotten up on the wrong side of the 8th Dimension today.
My advice–never say you name backwards, no matter how hard Superman tries to get you to do it.
I’ll give you a useful thing or two. If I had known some of this right away, fewer people would think me a fool. Well, maybe. :dubious:
If you give a factual answer, know where you can find a cite, or at least be really sure you’re right. If you’re not sure you’re right, say so up front.
In GQ, they’re serious about “no politics.”
The winkie smilie that says, “Putz!” is taboo in most forums, but it’s OK in the BBQ Pit.
Folks in Great Debates sometimes demand a cite for everything. If you say it’s a nice day, they want a cite from the NOAA.
There are a few things you can’t say, even in the Pit. Read the Stickies.
Don’t get peeved when somebody disagrees with you. You’ll be peeved all the time if you do.
Sometimes, in MPSIMS, a thread will take a sudden lurch into surrealism and silliness. Often, it’s great good fun, when the polka-dotted platypuses sing and the digital tweed wrenches boogaloo.
my goodness!
:leafs quickly through handbook:
Them good advice kinda stuff AskNott.
And I even brought cake to my coming out party!
(ok, the calamari and marmite made it taste kinda weird, but the thought was still there.)
No.
I have the power to stop threads dead with a single post.
Niiice. 
My advice is to never tell anyone how you masturbate. And keep mum about your dental habits, too.
The most important thing about being a superhero is the way you dress…
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No capes!**
Need I remind you what happened to **Marianas girl ** in 1960? Nice girl, good with her hands. Drowned. Cape, caught in that trench.
No, no, no… no buts… no capes…
Promise me, son, not to post the way I’ve done
Walk away from the Pit if you can
Folks won’t think you’re meek if you don’t post for a week
I hope you’re old enough to understand:
You don’t need a huge post count to be a man.
And try never to use the words “masturbate” and “mum” in the same post.
:dubious:
Who you callin’ pulchritudinous?