Wired Article - "Disturbing Science Books for Kids"

Saw this article on Wired, and got a few laughs.

Apparently a former astronaut is writing a new science book that puts a positive spin on being a lab mouse, and the article’s author proposes some new kids’ books along the same lines. My favorites are “One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Control Group”, and “Where the Statistically Valid Things Are”.

I took a stab at some proposed additions:
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[li]“The Velveeta-force-fed Rabbit”[/li][li]“How the Grinches at PETA Stole Thousands of Dollars Worth of Lab Animals and Almost Ruined My Career - Now Give Them Back You Filthy Granola-eating Hippies”[/li][li]“Where the Red Growth Grows”[/li][li]“Richard Scarry’s Big Book of Pharmacological Side Effects”[/li][/ul]

Any others you can think of?

Peter Rabbit Dissected.
The Mouse and the Motorcycle Crash Test.
Murder Case Histories: Jack and Jill went up the Hill.

If you give a Mouse a Carcinogen
Bartholomew and the Hydrofluoric Acid

There is a Teratoma at the End of this Book

The Secret Fungus Garden

The Cat in the Skinner Box

Green Eggs and Salmonella

The LORAN

Fox in Stocks

Good Dog, Pavlov!

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Data

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Data

Dr. Frisbee and the Rats of N.I.M.H.
Dissect the Bunny

Goodnight Moon Landings

James and the Giant Hadron Collider

The Little Engine That Could Never Be a Perpetual Motion Machine

Schrödinger’s Cat Both In and Not In the Hat

The Giving Function Tree

Guess How Much I Love You and Your Grant Money

The Cat in the Vat.

Make way for genetically engineered ducklings.

Curious George, the Monkey who’s head was transplanted.

Wind in the Salix Babylonicas.

Fantastic Mr Urban Feral Fox
James and the Genetically Engineered Peach

“The Hunger Games” - by Ivan Petrovich Pavlov
“Schrödinger’s Cat In The Hat (Open the book and find out if he’s dead or alive!)” ETA: ninja’d by pravnik!!
“Oh, the Places You’ll Go (participating in CIA-funded LSD studies)!”
“Harry Potter and the Goblet of Undisclosed Test Group 1B Liquid”
“Poking Little Puppies”

“Judy’s Not So Moody (Thanks To a Treatment Regimen of Lithium and Clonazepam)”

Fox in Fox. Your child’s INtroduction to REproduction.

The Bockscar Children. And the bomb they dropped.

The Square Root of all Evil

The Atomic Clock in the Wall
Online Encyclopedia Brown

Anne of Green Algae
Little Lab on the Prairie
Five Little Peppers and How They Were Cloned

Five Children and I.T.