Without any pants on

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Let’s see. [cracks knuckles]

Love on the Rocks Without Any Pants On
Take on Me Without Any Pants On
An American in Paris Without Any Pants On
1, 2, 3 Marlenas Without Any Pants On
Zoot Suit Riot Without Any Pants On
What God Wants, God Gets Without Any Pants On
Don’t Answer Me Without Any Pants On
Tom Sayer Without Any Pants On
Two out of Three Ain’t Bad Without Any Pants On
Piano Man Without Any Pants On
All I Wanna Do Without Any Pants On
Comfortably Numb Without Any Pants On
Joy to the World Without Any Pants On
Saturday in the Park Without Any Pants On
You Made Me So Very Happy Without Any Pants On
Unforgiven Without Any Pants On
Takin’ Care of Business Without Any Pants On
In the Mood Without Any Pants On

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Free as a bird without any pants on…

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How about
Helterskelter without any pants on.
I am the walrus without any pants on.
A horse with no name or any pants on.
#9 without any pants on.
Magical mystery tour without any pants on.
Sgt. Peppers lonely hearts club band without any pants on.
Yellow Submarine without any pants on.
Learning to fly without any pants on.
Welcome to the machine without any pants on.
Lucie in the sky with diamonds without any pants on.
Hey joe without any pants on.
John Barlycorn must die without any pants on.

Peace
t lion

" I Wonder What Happens When I push THIS Button? "

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Wouldn’t that be eleven?

Never mind. . . .

>^,^<
KITTEN
Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point.

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You don’t own me without any pants on

Here comes peter Cottontail without any pants on

Take me home tonight with out any pants on

Baby, I love you without any pants on

MaryAnn
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.

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Sunshine Superman without any pants on

Puff the Magic Dragon without any pants on

Take a Giant Step without any pants on

She’s Having My Baby without any pants on

Love the One You’re With without any pants on

Walkin’ the Dog without any pants on

I’m a Girl Watcher without any pants on

Happy Organ without any pants on

Walk, Don’t Run without any pants on

We’re Off to See the Wizard without any pants on

Short People without any pants on

Voodoo Chile without any pants on

(I am having waaaaay too much fun with this…)

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The Hokie Pokie Without Any Pants On.

Old MacDonald Without Any Pants On.

Thank Heaven For Little Girls Without Any Pants On.

Just a Girl Without Any Pants On.

Here Comes The Hotstepper Without Any Pants On.

Hallowed Be Thy Name Without Any Pants On.

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

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The more the merrier, Tengu.

I’ll bring the hot dogs, you bring the marshmallows.

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Eight Day a Week Without Any Pants On

Eat to the Beat Without Any Pants On

Accidents Never Happen Without Any Pants On

Die Young Stay Pretty Without Any Pants On

I’m So Cute Without Any Pants On

Ballad of the Green Berets Without Any Pants On

Theme from the Brady Bunch Without Any Pants On

Surfing Safari Without Any Pants On

Onward Christian Soldiers Without Any Pants On

Building a City Without Any Pants On

Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood Without Any Pants On

We Gotta Get Out of this Place Without Any Pants On

Hello, Little Friend Without Any Pants On

He Is Your Brother Without Any Pants On

Knowing Me, Knowing You Without Any Pants On

The Winner Takes It All Without Any Pants On

Our Last Summer Without Any Pants On

Street Fighting Man Without Any Pants On

Russian Roulette Without Any Pants On

It’s Hard to Find a Way Without Any Pants On

Stand Tight Without Any Pants On

Mr. Politician Without Any Pants On

Don’t Make Me Love You Without Any Pants On

Walking to Babylon Without Any Pants On

Give Me Back My Man Without Any Pants On

Stand By Your Man Without Any Pants On

My Generation Without Any Pants On

Give Ireland Back to the Irish Without Any Pants On

How Much is that Doggie in the Window Without Any Pants On

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And we can roast them without any pants on.

:wink:

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At seventeen w/o any pants on

You’re 16, w/o any pants on

Love Hurts w/o any pants on

In the air tonight w/o any pants on

Blue Moon w/o any pants on

What she’s doing now w/o any pants on

My ding-a-ling w/o any pants on

Girl on the billboard w/o any pants on

The devil went down to Georgia w/o any pants on

All she wants to do is dance w/o any pants on

Some kind of wonderful w/o any pants on

Welcome to my nightmare w/o any pants on

Under my wheels w/o pants on

Don’t ask her on a straight tequila night w/o any pants on

Tell me a lie w/o any pants on.

Boot scootin boogie w/o any pants on

I’ve never been this far before w/o any pants

I’d love to lay you down w/o any pants on

Is this love w/o any pants on

Owner of a lonely heart w/o any pants on

Single white female w/o any pants on

Who’s gonna drive you home tonight w/o any pants on

Come on over w/o any pants on

That don’t impress me much w/o any pants on

Man I feel like a woman w/o any pants on

I’ll stop now.While I have my pants on, get away from me Lion !

Ayesha - Lioness

There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)

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woops I forgot a few,

Let’s do the time warp again without any pants on

Only women bleed without any pants on

Feed my Frankinstien without any pants on

We’re an american band without any pants on

The low spark of high heeled boys without any pants on

peace
t lion

" I Wonder What Happens When I push THIS Button? "

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How about recent threads?

What poster would you like to marry(or whatever) without any pants on?

And coming up on the outside…MPSIMS without any pants on

The Houston Dopers Meeting without any pants on

Q for Pamela Anderson fans without any pants on

What have you always wanted to ask, God without any pants on?

Can you identify this movie without any pants on?

Finish Jophiel’s Poem without any pants on

The possibilities are limitless (especially if you don’t have any pants on…)

“That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler without any pants on

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Without any pants on without any pants on?

Um…

Sorry…had to be done…

::Begins to worry about how much he’s posting to this thread…::

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You’ve Changed Without Any Pants On
Is That All There Is Without Any Pants On
They Can’t Take That Away From Me Without Any Pants On
Gloomy Sunday Without Any Pants On
Wounded in Action Without Any Pants On
Writing in the Sand Without Any Pants On
How to Start a Fight Without Any Pants On
Show No Fear Without Any Pants On
I’ve Made Enough Friends Without Any Pants On
Shave Without Any Pants On
That Metallic Taste Without Any Pants On
Beat on the Love Box Without Any Pants On

Take Me to the Cross Without Any Pants On
When I Look into your Holiness Without Any Pants On
Sing Me to Sleep, Daddy Without Any Pants On
Wait on Him Without Any Pants On
Greatest Part of Me Without Any Pants On
Jesus is my Best Friend Without Any Pants On

Trip to Mars Without Any Pants On
Sasquatch Without Any Pants On
Can’t Run Far Without Any Pants On
There’s a Metal Head in the Parking Lot Without Any Pants On
15 Minutes Without Any Pants On
Goodbyes Have Been Said Without Any Pants On
Gerry is Strong Without Any Pants On

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I can get some, Satisfaction, without any pants on

Don’t let me down, without any pants on

Tell me lies, tell me lies, without any pants on

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I’m sure I can add to this.

We built this city Without Any Pants On
Albatros Without Any Pants On
I bet you they won’t play this song on the radio Without Any Pants On
Tom Sawyer Without Any Pants On
Ruby don’t take your love to town Without Any Pants On
Live is Life Without Any Pants On
Jeanny Without Any Pants On
Sunday Morning, 3AM Without Any Pants On
Leaving on a jetplane Without Any Pants On
Saturday Night’s alright for fighting Without Any Pants On
Prison Sex Without Any Pants On
I want your sex Without Any Pants On
Father Figure Without Any Pants On
(Damn, they’re right ! George Michael IS a perv !)
Aenima Without Any Pants On
We are sane Without Any Pants On
Everlong Without Any Pants On (… ??)
Need somebody to shove Without Any Pants On
Wilhelmus van Nassaue Without Any Pants On

O great. No you made me butcher the Dutch National Anthem for Gods sake ! I think I have to stop now, I hear the sirens already…

Coldfire

“You know how complex women are”

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
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Have I told you lately that I love you without any pants on ?
You look wonderful tonight without any pants on
Karma police without any pants on
Pictures of you without any pants on
Space oddity without any pants on
Slave to love without any pants on
Hot! Hot! Hot! without any pants on
A spaceman came travelling without any pants on
Jealous guy without any pants on
Let’s stick together without any pants on
Smoke gets in your eyes without any pants on
I don’t like Mondays without any pants on
I want it all without any pants on
Take me home tonight without any pants on
Running on empty without any pants on
Still loving you without any pants on
The show must go on without any pants on

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
– John Kenneth Galbraith

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(As stated before, please excuse any duplicates; I read the list, but with so many, it’s hard to remember which have been put up.)

"Hey, all you listeners out there in Doper Land. This is Flypsyde, bringing you the hottest tracks from the stacks of wax, and we’ve got a little theme going on today. Our entire play list today will be sans trousers.

Up first after the commercial break, we’ve got ‘I Can See Clearly Now Without Any Pants On’, followed by ‘He’s Not Heavy, He’s My Brother Without Any Pants On’. For our Latino listeners, we’ve got a favorite dance hit, ‘No Tengo Dinero Without Any Pants On’, and I’m guessing that’s because they don’t have any pockets to put it in. Then a little Floyd in there for good measure, with ‘Learning to Fly Without Any Pants On’.
As we roll on through the three o’clock hour, We’ll be putting on some oldies by request, with ‘Running Bear Loves Little White Dove Without Any Pants On’ and ‘North to Alaska Without Any Pants On’. That’s going to be followed by The Rembrandt’s ‘I’ll Be There For You Without Any Pants On’. We’ll be getting into the world music scene with a little Rusted Root and their hit, ‘Send Me On My Way Without Any Pants On’. A classic from the Traveling Wilburys after that, with ‘Tweeter and the Monkey Man Without Any Pants On’, and sometime that hour, we’ll also try to get our Barenaked Ladies double shot on, with ‘One Week Without Any Pants On’ and ‘I’ll Be That Girl Without Any Pants On’.
Just got a request in through the WFLP listener lines; seems someone out there’s got a weird itch to hear a little soundtrack music. Yep, sounds like you crazy girls at 31 Flavors wanna hear ‘It’s A Hard Knock Life Without Any Pants On’ from the Annie score. Well, okay, we’ll see what we can do. And as I check the WFLP email request box, I see we’ve got one for a little holiday music, 'You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch Without Any Pants On.'
Before I get out of here, we’ll also be playing a little Blink 182 for ya, with ‘Growing Up Without Any Pants On’. Then we’ll close down the Flypsyde show with an old personal fave, the Moody Blues’ ‘In Your Wildest Dreams Without Any Pants On’."

And the problem with small furry animals
in corners is that, just occasionally,
one of them’s a mongoose.
Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

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Love stinks without any pants on
Wouldn’t it be good without any pants on
Let’s go crazy without any pants on
Comfortably numb without any pants on
Wish you were here without any pants on
Too much time on my hands without any pants on