Hell. I’m not wearing any pants now.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Don’t forget to add “in bed with a blue herring” also. That’s what we always used to do.
I touch myself in bed with a blue herring
Feel like makin love in bed with a blue herring
Your Humble,
Tubassassin
One Without Any Pants On
Anaesthesia - Pulling Teeth Without Any Pants On
Of Wolf and Man Without Any Pants On
Kill Em All Without Any Pants On
The Rooster Without Any Pants on
Devil With a Blue Dress on Without Any Pants On
Bicycle Race Without Any Pants On
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I’m going with showtunes:
They Call the Wind Maria Without Any Pants On
Paint Your Wagon Without Any Pants On
Some Enchanted Evening Without Any Pants On
I’m In Love With A Wonderful Guy Without Any Pants On
There is Nothing Like a Dame Without Any Pants On
Younger Than Springtime Without Any Pants On
Two Penniless Bums Without Any Pants On
I Wanna Feel Some Sun On My Face Without Any Pants On
Even Naughty Old Men Need Love Without Any Pants On
Doin’ It For Sugar Without Any Pants On
Surrey With The Fringe On Top Without Any Pants On
The Farmer and The Cowman Should Be Friends Without Any Pants On
Poor Judd Is Dead Without Any Pants On
I’m Just A Girl Who Can’t Say No Without Any Pants On
Two Ladies Without Any Pants On
If You Could See Her Through My Eyes Without Any Pants On
Twentieth-Century Love Without Any Pants On
Down On MacConnachy Square Without Any Pants On
My Mother’s Wedding Day Without Any Pants On
Run And Get Him Without Any Pants On
I Am the Very Model Of A Modern Major General Without Any Pants On
Hey, you’re right! It does pick up those old standards:
Just the Way You Look Tonight Without Any Pants On.
If They Could See Me Now Without Any Pants On.
Getting to Know You Without Any Pants On.
You Made Me Love You Without Any Pants On.
In Your Easter Bonnet Without Any Pants On.
Happy Birthday Without Any Pants On.
Help me.
Please please me, without any pants on! :o
The Lion Sleeps Tonight without any pants on.
Centrefold without any pants on.
Don’t You Want Me without any pants on.
Come On Eileen without any pants on.
Pass The Dutchie without any pants on.
Do You Really Want To Hurt Me without any pants on.
Jack And Diane without any pants on.
Baby, Come To Me without any pants on.
Too Shy without any pants on.
Flashdance … What A Feeling without any pants on.
(Apologies if these were used before. I skimmed the lists and may have missed them)
Songs:
There’s a Monster in My Pants Without Any Pants on.
Jesus Loves Me Without Any Pants On
If You’re Happy and You Know, Clap Your Hands Without Any Pants On
My Bologna Has a First Name Without Any Pants On
Threads:
I’m a Moron Without Any Pants On
Pssst…Unpopular Posters Over Here Without Any Pants On
What to Do With a 4 Year Old Without Any Pants On
Bedridden Fat People Without Any Pants On
-Katy
Wow, sorry I got here so late.
:::pulling pants on:::
Holiday In Cambodia without any pants on
Waltz Across Texas without any pants on
She Belongs To Me without any pants on
Blue Moon without any pants on
Tonight, the Bottle Let Me Down without any pants on
Hungry Eyes without any pants on
(My Friends Are Gonna Be)Strangers without any pants on
The Fightin’ Side of Me without any pants on
Wasted Days and Wasted Nights without any pants on
Vaya Con Dios without any pants on
Wipe Out without any pants on
Ooh, Ayesha, sorry–Blue Moon
I’m Just A Crumb In Your Breadbox Of Love w/o any pants on (Ted Taylor)
I Am Woman without any pants on
I Feel Lucky without any pants on
Leader of the Pack without any pants on
Tell Laura I Love Her without any pants on
Along Comes Mary without any pants on
In Memory of Elizabeth Reed without any pants on
Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves without any pants on
Ramblin’ Man without any pants on
Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Man without any pants on
Beautiful Loser without any pants on
(goodness gracious, I really must get a life…)
Let’s see:
Fairies wear boots w/o any pants on.
Sweet CHild o mine w/o any pants on
Mr. Jones w/o any pants on
Back in the USSR w/o any pants on
Riders on the storm w/o any pants on
Freak on a leash w/o any pants on
Man on the moon w/o any pants on
So much to say w/o any pants on
Shot in the dark w/o any pants on
paranoid w/o any pants on
Unforgiven w/o any pants on
Enter Sandman w/o any pants on
Suck my kiss w/o any pants on
Under the Bribge w/o any pants on
Don’t Fear the Reaper w/o any pants on
The Beautiful people w/o any pants on
Give it away w/o any pants on
Black Dog w/o any pants on
Don’t go chasing waterfalls w/o any pants on
All the little things w/o any pants on
To be the next to be with you w/o any pants
rock N Roll all night w/o any pants on
Lucy in the Sky w/ Diamonds w/o any pants on
Why don’t we get drunk & screw w/o any pants
What’s this life for w/o any pant on
Pretty Fly for a white guy w/o any pants on
And that’s all I can think of for now.
Metallica: Nothing Else Matters Without Any Pants On
Talking Heads: Burning Down The House Without Any Pants On
David Bowie: Lets Dance Without Any Pants On
Pink Floyd: Wish You Were Here Without Any Pants On
The Cure: Close To Me Without Any Pants On
The Police: Walking On The Moon Without Any Pants On
Wagner: Die Valkerie Without Any Pants On
Duke Ellington: Take The A Train Without Any Pants On
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
[li]Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys without any pants on[/li]
[li]One in a Million without any pants on[/li]
[li]Smokin’ in the Boys Room without any pants on (I always knew there was something strange about Motley Crue)[/li]
[li]Come Softly to Me without any pants on[/li]
[li]Shall We Gather at the River without any pants on[/li]
[li]I Will Remember You without any pants on[/li]
[li]On the Street Where You Live without any pants on[/li]
[li]Down in the Boondocks without any pants on[/li]
[li]The Little Drummer Boy without any pants on (from Michael Jackson’s Christmas Album ;))[/li]
[li]Can You Feel the Love Tonight without any pants on[/li]
[li]Eight Miles High without any pants on[/li]
I’ve Had the Time of My Life without any pants on
OK, if we’re REALLY gonna get juvenile here, our favorite game in third grade was to replace the word “love” in song titles with the word “shit.”
Any takers?
I don’t think I saw any of these posted:
Born to Run without any pants on
I Left My Heart in San Francisco without any pants on
Jesus Just Left Chicago without any pants on
Tush without any pants on
Only the Good Die Young without any pants on
Sandy (4th of July, Asbury Park, without any pants on)
Redheaded Stranger without any pants on
Angel Flying Too Close to the Ground without any pants on
One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple People Eater without any pants on
Walking in Memphis without any pants on
Non Je Me Regrette Rien without any pants on
Quote:
"OK, if we’re REALLY gonna get juvenile here, our favorite game in third grade was to replace the word “love” in song titles with the word “shit.”
Heavy Marlene Dietrich accent:
“Falling in shit again, never wanted to. What am I to do? I can’t help it.”
<snick>
Glory Days without any pants on,
which is of course backed with
The Human Touch without any pants on
For those of us who are forced to listen to “Lite Rock” stations all day, this game has resulted in some sudden bouts of giggling at work.
My boyfriend’s back without any pants on
Everybody was Kung-fu fighting without any pants on
Hard to say I’m sorry without any pants on
Baby I love your way without any pants on
I get around without any pants on
Oh what a night without any pants on
The boy is mine without any pants on
Friends in low places without any pants on
In my room without any pants on
A town without pity without any pants on
The shit game has a lot of possibilities, but not as many as you’d think. All I’ve been able to come up with is:
My Shit is Like a Red, Red Rose
I Shit Your Way
The Power of Shit
Shit Me Do
Somebody to Shit
A lot of the ones I come up with don’t make a lot of sense. Or maybe I’m just constipated…
On the other hand, my sister, who works at a movie theater, introduced me to this: The Anus Game. You take a movie title, and replace the last word with “anus”. Thus, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country becomes Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Anus. My personal favorite has to be “The General’s Anus”.
“That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler