Hmmm, not quite as witty, I don’t think. But “I know what you did last summer without any pants on” is pretty comical!
Forrest Anus.
Goodmorning, Anus !
An American Werewolf in Anus
Boyz in da Anuz
The Phantom Anus
Back to the Anus I, II and III
The world is not an Anus
Lady Chatterly’s Anus
Sophie’s Anus
Children of a lesser Anus
Raiders of the Lost Anus
Romancing the Anus, Jewel of the Anus
Henry, portrait of a Serial Anus
The Usual Anus
OK. So this game’s even MORE fun…
All entries are WAPO, of course. Goes without saying 
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
From Bad Company:
I Can’t Get Enough of Your Love Without Any Pants On
“Quoth the Raven, ‘Nevermore.’”
E A Poe
This morning, Leigh-Anne and I realized how well almost the ENTIRE Beatles catalog works here:
I Want To Hold Your Hand Without Any Pants On
She Loves You Without Any Pants On
Please Please Me Without Any Pants On
I’ll Get You Without Any Pants On
From Me To You Without Any Pants On
I’ve Just Seen A Face Without Any Pants On
Yesterday Without Any Pants On
I’m Looking Through You Without Any Pants On
I’ll Follow The Sun Without Any Pants On
Things We Said Today Without Any Pants On
I Need You Without Any Pants On
I Am The Walrus Without Any Pants On
Back In the U.S.S.R. Without Any Pants On
and on and on and on . . .
“Come on, Phonics Monkey–drum!”
Phil, you forgot “Her Majesty’s A Pretty Nice Girl Without Any Pants On”!
My wife wonders what’s wrong with me; on the way in to work this morning, the radio played Garth Brooks’ “To Make You Feel My Love” and I cracked up thinking of this thread.
This works with pretty much anything.
There was a young man from Nantucket, without any pants on. . .
Knock Knock without any pants on
I like the new wines, said Tom blushingly, without any pants on
A few more showtunes that I’ve thought of:
One Last Kiss Without Any Pants On
Put On a Happy Face Without Any Pants On
Kids Without Any Pants On
The English Teacher’s Wife Without Any Pants On
Got A Lot of Living To Do Without Any Pants On
but my two favorites so far are
If I Were A Rich Man Without Any Pants On
and
Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better Without Any Pants On
I just can’t help myself.
I wanna bop with ya baby w/o any pants on
She Bop w/o any pants on
Daniel w/o any pants on
Heat of the moment w/o any pants on
Light my fire w/o any pants on
Hello Darlin’ w/o any pants on
Goodbye Norma Jean w/o any pants on
When Doves cry w/o any pants on
Slow ride w/o any pants on
I’m your captian w/o any pants on
I think I love you w/o any pants on
Goin back to Houston w/o any pants on
All my ex’s live in Texas w/o any pants on
tore up from the floor up w/o any pants on
Magical Mystery Tour w/o any pants on
Summer was a bummer w/o any pants on
Are you experienced w/o any pants on (well I am)
Give it up or let me go w/o any pants on
I don’t think Hank done it this way w/o any pants on
When the wrong one loves you right w/o any pants on
The day she left Tulsa w/o any pants on
I can love you better w/o any pants on
Curse you voguevixen for starting this (w/o any pants on). I can’t even listen to the raido any more !
This is just sad !
Ayesha - Lioness
There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)
sorry if double posting, but
girls just wanna have fun without any pants on
safe from harm without any pants on
woodoo people without any pants on
what it feels like for a girl without any pants on (i`m sorry) (naah)
oops i did it again without any pants on
rising son without any pants on
smooth criminal without any pants on
aay, this is fun
Woke up This Morning…Without any pants on
hits from the bong w/o any pants on
why do i stay high w/o any pants on
nice guys finish last w/o any pants on
hitchin a ride w/o any pants on
mr. crowley w/o any pants on
flying high again w/o any pants on
run like an antelope w/o any pants on
bouncing around the room w/o any pants on
sample in a jar w/o any pants on
smooth criminal w/o any pants on
its been awhile w/o any pants on