I’m one of those people who usually thinks of a witty retort to a snide comment at 3 a.m., at least 10-12 hours after the snide comment was made. So, here the following are the ones I’ve thought of lately:
You mean like Detroit?
It’s like a goat with a gerbil. You just don’t ask.
Maybe, but they push back harder. What?
Okay, none of these are witty. And the snide comment isn’t even there, but this is MPSMS and this is about as mundane and pointless as you can get. So, share your Johnny-come-lately witty comebacks!