Simple…
“Come!”
There once was a lady on the net.
Who found her German and they meet.
She exclaimed “Dear Og!”
When she felt it was a Dog
But alas her fate had been set.
The article says the dog’s been in quarantine since 2008? That seems inhumane.
StG
Well that’s enlightening! In the spirit of fighting ignorance, would you consider starting an Ask The thread? ;-). I’m sure we have other follow up questions!
Ahem…
Woman goes to her doc
Woman - “Everytime I have sex my knees chafe on the carpet and it’s really bothersome.”
Doc - “What position are you having intercourse in?”
Woman - “Doggystyle.”
Doc - “Well obviously then you should try another position.”
Woman - “But that’s the only position my dog knows.”
Do they call me marshmallow the Great Debater? Do they call me marshmallow the Thread Spotter? Nooooo . . .
A woman takes her dog to the vet and says, “Rover is always humping me” and the vet says, well if I neuter him, that will take care of that problem. And the woman says. “Neuter him! I just want your to clip his nails and do something about his breath!”
I’d rather NOT imagine that, if you don’t mind. shudder
Allergies are allergies; sniffles are a possible symptom, but any symptom up to and including anaphylactic shock can be caused by any allergen.
A friend of mine had to stop practicing his craft (he’s a veterinary) after going into anaphylactic shock from touching a cat.
Damn you! (Shakes fist) You just cost me a new keyboard and a cup of coffee!
She thought she’d be lying in clover
With a bone thrown to her by old Rover,
But sadly the praxis
Caused anaphylaxis:
It’s a dog’s life. Bad luck. And game over.
On October the seventh she needed some kicks
She logged on to an odd message board
She got chatting away about doggy-style sex
To a chap with a hound, name of Sean
'Twas a wonderful dog, how he pumped fore and aft
And oh, how that big canine drove her.
She got several blasts, but what a disast…
…er! Allergic to the Irish Rover!
Like!
(Helps if you know the tune.)
What luck. You’d think that would present itself before getting all the way to being a professional vet.
This thread went to the dogs quick. 
Just fucking awesome. 
Howls of laughter!
I don’t get it.