Spot and Jill became a hill
to share a load of jizz
When touched by cock, she died of shock
And Spot came with a fizz!
Well played (and with the right scansion too!) 
A man of the lowest sort
Ordered his dog to disport
With a lady whose allergy
Led to terrible tragedy;
Now he’s in District Court.
…
A woman set out to recruit
An allergist, to whom she did scoot
“You are almost quite free
Of severe allergy,
You’ve just one restriction, so Woot!”
Thus free to fuck dogs she would be
But she died, quite ignobly
Then the doc said, “oh, fucky
My handwriting’s sucky
I wrote ‘dog nuts’, not ‘donuts’, you see”
mmm
[Callahan]“I’m just glad there’s somebody in Storemont who knows what the hell law is being broken. Besides cruelty to animals.”[/Callahan]
“tsk-tsk Another dug related death…”
Allergies can worsen over time, and with exposure to the allergen.
Likely, when he started, he didn’t have symptoms. Then when he did start, they would have been mild, and he may not have noticed them getting worse, until he got full blown anaphylaxis.
Don’t get it.
Dirty Harry (movie) reference.
Past the puns, the article says she’s a mother of 3, or something. I cant imagine something more shameful than having your mom die in such a (publicized) way.
I knew the Irish loved their dogs, but I had no idea…!
An Irishman and his fine pooch
and a gal wanting more than a smooch
met online and made plans;
but on her knees and her hands,
she croaked from what she got in her cooch.
in a way this is good news, imagine if she had survived. every single time she went to the doctor and they asked if she had any allergies…
“dog penis”
It strikes me as unjust that this fellow’s getting charged with a potential life sentence. How is he at all liable for the death? There was no coercion involved, the allergy was not known (probably the possibility even known of) and medical care was sought promptly after the woman became ill. Where’s this guy’s crime? He’s hardly the only source, so to speak, of dog semen in the world.
All that’s required is to present a randy male dog an opportunity. They’re not terribly picky about species, gender, or that the object of their affection even be alive, as those on farms or with a stuffed animal collection can attest. Most people neuter males very young and/or train their dogs against such behavior - simply skip those steps and you too can have a pet gigolo.
It didn’t look like he was being charged with the the death. Apparently, dog-on-human sex (or arranging such) alone can carry a life sentence in Ireland.
I don’t know how it works in Ireland, but in at least some parts of the US, an accidental death that occurs as part of, or is the result of, committing a felony is considered murder, not manslaughter. That doesn’t seem to be what’s happening here, though.
Now, I strongly suspect he’d get a much lighter sentence if the death hadn’t happened, and I agree he’s not responsible for that. I’m not a semenologist, but it never would have occurred to me someone might have a fatal allergic reaction to dog semen. Now, that may be because I don’t think I’ve ever been in, nor seriously considered, a situation where that scenario would come up, but I’m fairly certain that even should such a situation have occurred, I wouldn’t have thought of it.
–
I like dogs. AS A FRIEND.
Allegedly, he’s the only person who has ever been charged under this provision, though it was enacted in 1861. So no-one really knows what will happen. 
–
I’m a dog lover, but not in that way.
So, she liked it ruff.
“My grandfather operated a petting zoo for people who liked animals, and a heavy petting zoo for people who liked animals 'way too much.” - Ellen DeGeneres
The DIrty Harry scene
What’s Storemont then? 