Woman Arrested For Masturbating With Jimmy Dean Sausage In Walmart Bathroom
“putting in work”
I hope the sausage didn’t go to waste.
“victimized sausage”
The website’s About page says, “Now8News.com is on the look for top stories in your area and across the world. We accept viewer submissions so please contact us if you have a story, video or pictures you think are important to report.” Most likely, the story is made up.
Snopes says it’s not true, but it’s an interesting story.
Yes it is.Now8News
Sounds like it went below her waist.
Ooooh, look, a handbasket for me!
“Oh no, not Great Value for me. I’m treating myself to the name brand!”
Little known fact.
Walmart actually has a code they use over the speakers for just this kind of thing.
Pics or it didn’t happen! Better still, video!
(ETA: I presume the actual problem here is they suspect she hadn’t paid for that sausage yet!)
I had heard on the news lately that Amazon was kicking Walmarts butt because they were allowed to sell sex toys (I know a guy who works there and he says they sell TONS of those things) while Walmart isn’t.
Maybe Walmart just found a loophole?
They’d need a his and hers option. Linkin’ patty, ‘wrap yourself around this, or wrap it around yourself.’
Uh, exactly what is the crime here?
A woman inside a stall of a bathroom is engaging in a private moment. Does it matter if she’s taking a dump or masturbating? Its a very private moment in a non-public place.
Yes its funny but if true, why would a guard barge into a bathroom? Did he suspect shoplifting? She still had ample opportunity to pay for her shopping before leaving the store. I can’t see any justification for any guard to violate the privacy of customers using a bathroom. Can you imagine the lawsuit if she had been innocently wiping her butt with TP?
my bs meter is pinging
nm I just read the later link about Now8News.
Was the sausage fresh or frozen?
Hopefully not turkey sausage.
I saw this on facebook and her face made me throw up
Credulity?
Well, come to think of it, such an act would’ve violated Kosher law.
Judging by that and related links therein, N8N does not like Walmart.