I’m not sure, but again, it wouldn’t surprise me.
She should be thankful that she wasn’t smart enough to be valedictorian.
Those mostly were thrown out because when you go to a ballgame you assume the risk of foul balls flying around.
Yes… but you would also assume that people know that McDonalds coffee is hot, and that hamburgers are fattening. 
Not just a job, but an adventure.
It’s nice being old enough that I can find an older woman sexy without there being a creepy grandma vibe. You know, Shirley Jones was born the same year as Barbara Eden. Hmm, 138. That’s a 69 sandwich. Say, Tina Louise, Shirley MacLaine, Sophia Loren and Brigitte Bardot were all born in 1934 too. 1934 was a very good year.
Padeye - doing his best to freak out the 20-somethings.
There’s a disclaimer on every ticket. A co-worker was in our company clubhouse seats at BOB in Phoenix a few years ago and got hit in the face with Kelly Stinnet’s broken bat. He had severe injuries that took several surgeries and things were never toally corrected. Still he had no recourse against anyone.
Oh, padeye that doesn’t freak out this 20 yr old, because those are well known older women who one can picture.
Any other ~70 year olds automatically look something like my grandmother in my head.
Hence oogy.
I’m 27 and I’d do Sophia Loren without even a second thought.
That picture of Joan Collins, by the way, shows one other thing: how poorly Dyan Cannon has aged. Man does she look old.
I second you on the Sophia Loren comment, but I must disagree about Dyan Cannon. Looking at that picture, I think she looks better than Joan. She just looks more “natural” and she still has the boobage too. According to the IMDB, Dyan was born Jan. 4th, 1937, so that makes her a great looking 66 year-old. Now that I think about it, I’d do her and Sophia Loren (preferably both at the same time)
Dear younguns,
At exactly what age are you planning to give up sex because it’s become oogy?
Old people have sex. Get used to it.
When my crotch needs a toupee and my penis needs a cane.
No they don’t! LA LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU!
Completely kidding.
You notice this woman is suing over the blowjobs, and her boyfriend isn’t? Hmm.
I’m not 71 quite yet, but I hope to be, someday, if I’m good and eat my veggies. Marcie looks as good to me as any girl/woman ever has, and I don’t expect my interest in her to wane. I only hope she remains interested in me.
Don’t forget that some of those seventysomethings who have been mentioned here look good because of multiple surgeries.
She apparently isn’t having the same problem with foul balls that baseball is.
(1) There’s much to be said for the shaved look.
(2) Viagra.
I always thought they were just Tom Selleck’s.
Can I sue Rosie for the sexual disfunctions I suffered as a result of seeing her in ‘Exit To Eden’?
Don’t tell the jury that the scenes with Dana Delany pretty much offset the damage, though.
Blowjobs from 70 year olds are like riding a Honda motorcycle.
It feels good as long as no one sees you doing it.
I’d prefer that she just keep an eye out for me.
So what? I don’t think anyone is deluded into thinking all those actresses look the way they do just from clean living and exercise. The point is that as you mature your standards of beauty mature too. You find a wider range of beauty than you saw when you were young.
LouisB, you have the right attitude. You are a role model for me to follow as I grow older with my sweetie.