Woman sues Rosie over apparent loss of blow job ability

http://www.advocate.com/new_news.asp?id=8950&sd=06/13/03

Is there anyone else at all disturbed by the idea of a 71 year old woman giving a blowjob.

No offense to older women, but that is just oogy to this 20 year old.

There should be a question (?) mark in that previous post of mine.

I’m sure you can figure out where.

Yeah, but in 50 years I bet you’re ALL about it.

Mmmmm, gumjobs. :wink:
In fairness, she might have been referring to kissing.

Yeah. Kissing what, though?

Mmmmmm 70 y.o. BJs…

Those 71 year olds are getting better looking every day.

If she’s still going (down) after all these than God bless her. May we all find a partner like that someday.

Can I have one now?

How true, how true, Ringo. Funny how your perceptions of certain ages change as you get closer to them. Not that I’m saying you are close to 71 or anything. Or that it would be bad if you were. I don’t know how old you are. The way you said that I’m assuming you’re not 21. But of course that’s fine if you are and have a thing for 71 year olds. Or not…Could someone take my shovel please? I think this hole is deep enough.

Relax, guys. It’s completely standard language in a tort complaint to say that the plaintiff’s injury has adversely affected their relationships with family/loved ones. Keeps open the possibility of damages for loss of consortium and other goodies that may lead to more dough.

I saw Barbara Eden (Jeannie, I Dream of Jeannie) on Larry King a few days ago and she looked pretty dang good for 69. I imagine she’ll still be that way when she’s 72. Joan Collins is also nearing 70 if not there already and she also looks pretty dang good. I don’t find it hard to believe that women in their 70s have active sex lives. I say…Good for them!

But I do think the lawsuit is kinda silly.

In other words, she’d make the same complaint if Rosie’s rubber ball had given her an abrasion on her big toe.

We’re all making the same joke to ourselves here, right?

And minty green you’re nothing but a spoilsport.

I’d say she was suitably aware of the practice. Caveat emptor.

Hey, she looked pretty dang good for 69 when she was 35! :smiley:

I thought they threw Koosh balls, not solid rubber balls, on the Rosie O’Donnel show. There’s no way one of those could cause an injury like that.

In all honesty, if it was thrown (or fired) at a person with enough velocity, it might. Recall that force of impact, F = 1/2 mv[sup]2[/sup]. Velocity is clearly the more important factor, even if the mass is only small.

Still, I call frivolous, since this practice was well-established and known to viewers for years. It wouldn’t surprise me if the show tickets had been printed with a disclaimer to the effect that the attendee participates at his/her own risk.

And Grace Slick is 65 this year. Nah, not 71 yet, Salem - I’m currently infatuated with all the hot 50 year olds around.

It’s funny - just this last year I’ve had several college frosh for neighbors. They’re great. I like’em, and they’ve invited me to some of their parties. While we’ve enjoyed good company, I’m sorry, but they look like kids to me.

Didn’t baseball go through some foul-ball tribulations on this score about two decades ago?