What happens to your nipples when you sneeze? I’m sitting at work and just sneezed and for the first time I actually noticed that my nipples got hard, I think this always happens when I sneeze but didn’t pay attention to it. Does this happen to anyone else?
This is something I’d like to see! 
Wow. Not that I’m aware of…but my nipples are pretty sensitive to wind and such, so the resulting sneeze-breeze would probably be enough to do it.
I’ll monitor the situation closely and report back.
Are you, by any chance, related to this woman?
Hmmmm…
Perhaps I’ll bring lots and lots of black pepper to the New York Megadopefest.
Purely for scientific purposes, of course.
Yep. As sensitive as my nipples are, allergy season is lots o’ fun.
I just made the spice rub for the pork tenderloins I’m cooking tonight and I will have to say yes. Yes, my nipples get hard when I sneeze.
Sue, darling, are you sure it wasn’t thinking about “tender loins” that made your nipples hard?
Just a thought…
Seems to me that I remember hearing a long long time ago…so there is a really good chance that this is crap…that a sneeze is kinda like a mini orgasm.
The build up…then the release (although quick).
Hmmmm…pass the pepper!!
In 70’s I read in Penthouse Xavier’s column she said it was something called ‘lock-nut-tit-out’ in otherwords, pushing the nipple out with your breath. I think she was full of crap.