The odd thing is the bewildering variety of sizes and shapes of devices that are available. Almost makes you think that maybe personal preference enters into which is best and there’s no generalized answer to the OP’s sensible question. Whodathunkit?
OTOH, I’d wager the average toy is 10-20% bigger than the average real one. And that’s ignoring the truly horrifically oversized ones. So to a first approximation we already know the answer to the OP’s Q.
It doesn’t feel too good for the man, either.
Oy – my problems, you should have.
Mrs. guest says this, “is it up? then put it in! It’s all good” so either ‘no change’ or ‘other’
she’s deliberately vague about stuff like this, probably to shield me from the hurtful truth.
The European dude in scrubs at the Big He clinic does NOT fill me with confidence.
Large enough that his owner feels comfortable, not so large that I’d feel uncomfortable. Cannot answer the poll as it is completely nonsensical.
Hence the saying: Long and thin goes too far in, but short and thick does the trick.
I’d wager that dildo size varies even more than actual penis size, so there are no answers coming from that direction. Except for the fact that the only answer is “more variety”.
Amputate legs?
Doesn’t need to touch bottom, but gotta be hell on the sides.
Had to take a look at the results so far. Seems not many women care enough to even vote.
Anyway, there’s a joke about ‘medium’ and ‘rare’ but it doesn’t work that well in written form.
I believe a man can add some length and girth by holding off on ejaculating for several days. More so with younger men if my own experience can be generalized. It really does turn a woman on when she suddenly sees it bigger than normal. They have this uncontrallable urge to put it in their mouth. I don’t get very excited by a woman blowing me to excite ( still enjoy it) But I get real excited when I feel like they have fallen in love with my dick.
If the joke doesn’t end with the woman sighing and saying “well done”, then it’s not a joke I want to hear!
How in the world does this make sense?
Why in the world didn’t you quote the entire post?
Why in the world would I? It wasnt relevant to my question. Seriously, huh?
Just spare the third one.
There is science.
Women’s Preferences for Penis Size: A New Research Method Using Selection among 3D Models
Oh, yeah? Well, then I’m gonna prefer women’s breasts only “slightly larger than average”. See how you like that!
I think this is totally misleading though. I suspect a lot of oversize dildoes are bought as a joke or novelty. Also, you can buy a 12 inch dildo and insert it till you feel like stopping, even if that means there’s half of it left outside. But this doesn’t work so well if you have a guy with a 12 inch cock who wants to ram it all the way in.
I really don’t know that there would be as much data to be obtained from this source as you might think.
Okay, now I’m envisioning a meadow filled with wildflowers. A woman and HoneyBadgerDC’s exceedingly-swollen penis suddenly notice each other from across the distance and begin running towards each other in slow motion while the love theme from Romeo and Juliet plays in the background…
Strictly out of scientific curiosity, I have taken private exit polls over the years which consistently demonstrate that women like both an exceptionally large girth and length.
Oh, sorry, with all these recent threads, I get mixed up which window is the Dope and which is Penthouse Forum.