I thought guitar players got laid a lot. ![]()
He’s not plucking the right strings.
Ouch!![]()
Pickers make slicker lickers, but drummers just beat off.:eek:
Actually it helped alot…but you’re thinking of RICH or HANDSOME guitar players.![]()
It amused me to see some of the pictures in the article are credited to a Dr Zwang.
Because men fantasize about being effortlessly attractive to women, one of those James Bond types who could get laid any night of the year. Since they picture this in terms of being the converse of the typical male attraction to females i.e., having a hot bod, they presume that a generously-sized penis would do it.
(Actually it’s not as much looks as having the right pheromones, but that’s another topic).
Tru dat. The rule of 10,000 says that in order to become “world class” at anything, one must accomplish 10,000 hours of deliberate practice. Given the average male, that would take, oh, 60,000 sexual experiences, or once a day for 164.4 years!
:eek:![]()
If masturbation counts in already a sex expert. 
Men fear getting a bad ‘review’ about their dick presentation prior to sex. After sex they’re too busy falling asleep/smoking a cigarette/avoiding cuddling to notice or care about reviews at that point.
I see no need for it. Men’s penises do the job just fine as they are.
Yep, musicians have a 10 to 1 rule…
10 hours of prep for every hour on stage.
Dude? I didn’t know you were a drummer:p:D