Here’s the (probably) NSFW video
Enormous, but only one.
Golf clap
I’m sure there’s a “making a wish” joke with this theme.
My first reaction to his pic was “Wow, he looks exactly like a guy who has lost his license in every western nation and is now operating out of Thailand!”
From the considerable amount of porn I’ve seen, none of the men with exceptionally long penises are ever able to put them fully into any vagina. They are only able to get them fully into a woman anally or with a talented deep throat artist. From what I’ve read, the average vagina can only accept 6.5" of insertion.
As the proud owner of a small one, there’s no way I’m going to even open this thread…
I didn’t know the term for that - thanks.
I’ve been noting for several years that high school homecoming mums in Texas are the product of runaway sexual selection, and now I have a term for it.
What, you’re not familiar with homecoming mums in Texas?
I, a male, have been in a semi-unique position to speak very frankly with quite a few women about this.
What i have learned.
For most women average length/width fits great, nice contours (everyone has a fav) make it special. Gotta hit the right spots.
For a few there are size/comfort limits, just above or below average.
Then there are those who want a porn star…you know, built on a WAY different scale.
On a related note, the one thing that disappointed them the most about the intercourse itself…no cardio training.
If you can’t breath you can’t be reasonably active, and sounding like you’re going to die after 5 mins was reported as a turn off even if everybody got theirs.
more science:
describes mri of missionary and rear penetration
also discusses previous efforts
There is a common theme of the penis usually going into the vaginal fornices (arches), either anterior or posterior to the cervix, depending on methodology. The mri study had the penis in the anterior fornix for missionary and posterior fornix for rear-entry. I’m afraid I may be overquoting a bit here, so I only post the second (missionary) and third (rear) runs; the first run was a “dry run”, to demonstrate the undisturbed anatomy. They do show significant vaginal stretching to accommodate the penis.
https://pdfs.semanticscholar.org/2047/9b249830ac30431a8176cdfed86f01caf339.pdf
Until I read the link I thought you were talking about MILFs being the homecoming hostesses.
The answer to the question, “What is it called when Tiger Woods contracts syphilis?”
My question is what was Lumpy searching that (presumably) he dug up this semi-decomposed zombie? 
I would be interested in hearing from women who enjoy anal sex if they prefer a different size/shape for that particular route.
I thought he looked more like the guy that the mob uses for gun shot wounds.
[best fake eyetaliano Mafioso accent] Ya know, was a combat medic in the army, then took a few veterinarian courses in college but somehow never managed the degree. But he has connections ya know? Not great connections, but good enough to get him some protection, out of the country for a few years till the heat dies down ya know? (there’s a reason Big Louie is on wife number 2). But a dude’s still gotta eat, have walkin’ around money, a little folding cash, ya know what I mean Chimmie?[/best fake eyetaliano Mafioso accent]
Note I did not change the quote. 
Like that?
Here’s a slightly more interesting question: why are men so much more interested in what their dicks look like than how to use them properly?
I know a woman who was married to a guy with an 11" penis. “Like two beer cans end-to-end”, she said.
Then she said, “But I divorced him anyway”.
Probably because we spend more time lookin at it, than using it.
You know who could change that? WOMEN!!!
If a single guy works all week for date money, he may get sex on the weekend. Once a week for a few minutes? Like a few hundred minutes a year.
I’m an average guitar player. Do you have any idea how many hours a day/week it took me to become just OK?:p:D