If they bring it up, just innocently ask Dad why Mom has a strap-on. Defense by mutually assured embarrassment.
I think the smaller they are, the less off-putting. Fleshlight, butt-plug, vibrator sound OK to me, but a 14" long, 8" circumference dildo or a $5000 RealDoll would freak me out - if for no other reason than the sheer, uh, commitment (not to mention storage space!) involved.
Owning a non-ironic blow-up doll is just creepy. What the hell? Could you actually use something like that without laughing? If so, you’re not really my guy.
The username/content combination is pretty appropriate for me, as I had a friend who gave another friend (ironically) a granny blow-up doll disguised as a lifesize Darth Vader (so as to get it past the guy’s mom) as a birthday gift.
It was an ironic, funny type of gift…but the guy…well…he left the Darth Vader costume on, and, errrr…well. Let’s not go there.
I wish I could remeber which comedian said this about his blowup doll:
Just in terms of the thread title: check out the winner of Babeland’s Project Sex Toy (follows the two-click rule, but that second click is NSFW).
Now you can carry a vibrator around with you! :eek: