For any women on here who’ve had one of these, how did you choose your partner? Be as detailed as you want
Male here. From what I have seen the selection process is fairly simple.
There is a bar with a woman, myself and (pick one) an axe murderer, wanted felon, troll, wife beater, etc.
They pick the other guy every time.
Like I said the process is simple.
You nailed it, Dude.
If it’s just sex, I go by how hot he is. So: tall, good bone structure, in shape, dressed nicely, good hygiene, smells nice.
Yep.
Plus not repulsive in the personality/morality area. Bragging about his roster of hate crimes is not good.
Is he looking at me in that particular way? That amazing combination that is desire with a bit each of awe and respect?
Then that’s the one.
Me three. I go for as hot/sexy as I can get. 
(If it’s just sex.)
I can’t remember.
How much you are attracted to them combined with how easy it is.
Once again, women turn out not to have some sort of strange space-alien sexuality.
I do this, but try to gauge for the “he’s gonna lock me up in his basement and never let me out” red flags as well. Historically, my rule was “never bring a man back to your place for a hookup if at all possible.” If I were to be single again, this would be a little more negotiable depending on who it was and how random our one-night stand was. Did we just meet that night? His place for sure. Did we get to know each other over the course of a handful of meetings? It’s possible that I might feel comfortable with taking him back to my place.
No he didn’t. He got left standing at the bar while the axe murderer, wanted felon, troll, wife beater, etc. nailed it. 
Reminds me of the old tastless joke:
What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A whore does everyone, a bitch does everyone but you.:smack:
I may not be the best looking guy in the bar, but right now I’m the only guy talking to you.
Of course this all becomes highly subjective after 1am.
from what I’ve seen, Mr. Laugh Factory always does better than Mr. Male Model, because the latter appeals to your estrogen level, but the former to your blood-alcohol level.
Hmmm.
Tall: No
Good bone structure: Average, I guess
In shape: Yes
Dressed nicely: Yes, depending on your definition of “nicely”
Good hygiene: Yes
Smells nice: I guess, in that I don’t smell bad, but I don’t use cologne.
So, about 4.5 out of 6.
I usually say, “I’m not really this tall, I’m sitting on my wallet.”
Easygoing, laughs and smiles. Nobody wants to go home with the morose guy at the end of the bar staring into space and turning over in his mind the long list of women who didn’t give him what he wanted.
And good hygiene, yeah, an absolute must.
In addition to what men look for in a one night stand, women tend to also look for two important factors that men do not: safety and expected sexual satisfaction. Women tend to rate the average guy low on the ‘expected sexual satisfaction’ scale, while men tend to rate the average woman high.
The one time I had a one-night stand, the guy was actually not that devlishly handsome. But he was sweet as pie and funny and I felt safe with him…and you know, sometimes plainer guys deliver more. He was incredibly enthusiastic and amazing in bed.