From a thread that got diverted to IMHO.
Is there an actual condition or any evidence that a religious sermon can make some women orgasm? I read it somewhere (perhaps even on this site) and I’m sure its something to do with the sermon itself and not just women incidently orgasming in church.
BTW I am asking this in all seriousness (in case the Mods are feeling feisty) and not trying to look for something that will go straight to IMHO.
I gave a girl in my 8th grade math class an orgasm by talking dirty to her. She admitted this to me years later at a bar. I tried again, but it was no use. The moment (my mis-spent youth) was gone. 
So yes, arousing speech can bring a woman to climax. Try it sometime. 
I read a fictionalized account of something like this in an Erskine Caldwell novel.
The situation he portrayed was something that happened at your low-volume type of Protestant [Baptist/Pentecostal?] “Revival” meeting.
I’d Google for this but searching “orgasm in church” is, uh, not something I would be comfortable doing at my desk.
buy Why God won’t go away and find out!
At first I thought that you were an 8th grade teacher. :eek: Then I realized that you were both in 8th grade at the time.
Saint Theresa, desribing her encounter with the angel (or perhaps pizza delivery guy):
“I saw in his hand a long spear of gold, and at the iron’s point there seemed to be a little fire. He appeared to me to be thrusting it at times into my heart, and to pierce my very entrails; when he drew it out, he seemed to draw them out also, and to leave me all on fire with a great love of God. The pain was so great, that it made me moan; and yet so surpassing was the sweetness of this excessive pain, that I could not wish to be rid of it.”
The funny part is that I didn’t even realize what I had done until I was a Junior in High School. :smack: She didn’t speak to me for years because it was a quite embarrassing for her. She turned red in the face, started breathing heavily, hide her face in her hands, started bouncing her legs up and down, squirmed in her seat, looked up at me and my friend starring at her (gap jawed, no less) and bolted out of the classroom. She went on to become the head cheerleader and I went on to become a dweeb.
I second that. A nice read.
I suppose this give new meaning to coming to church.
That would explain those women who arrive early for the 7AM services, and stay for the 9AM and 11AM. Blessed Saint Daphne of the dampened knickers, hear our prayers.
I’ve heard that Hitler used to come close to orgasm or at least becoming erect whilst giving his big rally speeches - I guess that’s the other way around though, wouldn’t look too good seeing something sticking out of priests’ robes during a sermon.
That anything to do with the Nazi salute? 
As well as the “second coming”.
Didn’t “Opie & Anthony” get taken off the air because of an orgasm in church? 
I read that Jonathan Edwards (an American minister during the Great Awakening - late 18th century) would send women into thros of sexual extasy as he preached his sermons.
I was doing research on a completely different subject and came across letters between two young rakes of the time and basically they said his services were a great place to pick up girls.
And since that time I have wondered if possibly when people are “touched by the Holy Spirit” it might be something similar.
“Christ is in me! Christ is in me!! Oh God oh God oh GodOhGodOhGodOh GOD!!!”
Orgams in church? Damn my atheism! Damn it to hell!
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