Just a quick heads up! Modern science is a glorious institution. Now it has empowered men with the precise tools to optimize their blowjob frequency, duration and enthusiasm. i.e., a team of scientists at the University of Oakland has made a study analyzing the frequency/duration/enthusiasm of women giving blowjobs in relation to her personality type. And apparently has concluded that blowjobs is a deliberate male retention strategy from her part.
i.e., the frequency/duration/enthusiasm of blowjobs increases proportionally to how insecure she find herself in the relationship, and how likely she judges her man to leave. Furthermore women with strong personality traits classified as Agreeableness and Conscientiousness are also found to provide blowjobs of a higher quality of frequency/duration/enthusiasm.
So no excuses, if you like your blowjobs often and done with diligence you now know what to do and what kind of girl to go for.
The mean age of the 401 women who participated in the study was 21.2 years. They were mainly single women who were still in college, probably a mix of undergraduate and graduate students. I question whether this is a representative sample of the overall population.
My wife (and, for that matter, all of my ex-girlfriends/lovers/sex partners) must feel pretty secure in her relationship with me (if you’re not reading between the lines: I don’t ask my wife to do that for me and I don’t want her to do that for me. I HATE BJs [even the thought of them makes my penis want to go and hide far, far away]), then.
Science requires replicable results. Therefore I volunteer to be the recipient of 401 acts of fellatio, performed by single women who are still in college with an average age of 21.2 years.
I just want you to know that you’re not the only contrarian. The first time someone tried to give me a blowjob, my instinctual reaction was: “Stop doing that and get away from me!” (Which scared the heck out of the poor girl, BTW. It was my first real girlfriend, we were just teens, and we hadn’t even had sex yet. She thought that she did something wrong, and I didn’t explain myself well. If you’re out there, first real girlfriend, I’m sorry for freaking you out. I hope that I didn’t give you fellatio-phobia for life.)
Then I had one at about age 19, and I still didn’t like it. Memory is fallible, so I can’t say for certain, but I’m pretty confident in saying that I haven’t had one in the many, many years since. Which is something that I hadn’t actually thought about until just now, but yeah, I actually think that is the case. And I don’t want any in the future. It’s not a behavior I encourage from my partners. So, in my case, it’s more of a mate repulsion strategy.
And no, I don’t need therapy. It’s just a quirk.
I’ll happily hang out in a lady’s nether regions all day, though, if she’s into that.
