In a row?
That’s what she said.
Well, I doubt all crammed in at the same time.
Surely you’ve seen those pictures of people with hundreds of cigarettes crammed into their mouths…
That’s exactly what I thought of! 
But I’m not sure 36 guys could all stand that close together.
That’s a fair point. I guess bukkake is the only option for the 36 of them…
Speaking of bukkake, did you know there’s a subform of it involving fake newscasters? They’ll have a lady on camera reading the news just like a professional newscaster. You could be forgiven for thinking it was a Japanese network. And while she’s reading it, different guys will come along and come on her, but she just keeps reading the news like nothing’s happening. Possibly one of the strangest thing you’ll ever see.
It’s interesting to realize that most men touch their penises with unwashed hands each time they go to the bathroom; most men I know don’t wash their hands until after they’re done taking a leak. Surely by the end of a typical workday (before showering), the average penis would appear to be a vector for a considerable variety of communicable, non-venereal diseases such as flu, common cold, and various bacterial infections.
I’ve always wondered why men don’t wash their hands before peeing; it would make much more sense! I’m glad I’m not the only one who’s confused by that.
Well, many people turn the water off with their freshly washed hands, after previously turning the faucet on when they were “dirty”. It’s a trap (unless its automated).
But then, I know someone who argued that his penis was cleaner than the door handle he used to come in, so it wouldn’t really matter if he washed his hands.:dubious:
Japan is just weird period. I was watching a documentary the other day about a Japanese man convicted of cannibalizing a girl he met while in France, and then he was deported back to Japan because the French gov didn’t want to pay for his psychiatric treatment, and Japan declared him sane since they didn’t want to deal with supporting him in the hospital either. So he is set free, and then contacted by various news and entertainment media to write books, make crappy short films, and even a porn. The porn actress he does the porn with isn’t made to know what he did until after the sexual act was performed 3 times, then she is filmed being shown his drawings of his crime, the actual autopsy/crime scene photos, and then her reaction in the car after meeting him where she is crying and obviously traumatized that she was duped into having sex with a murder and cannibal. The whole thing was sick.
Here is the whole interview if you are interested. WARNING: Very NSFW, graphic pictures/descriptions of sexual assault, dead body, etc
But that is enough derailing.
To me, there are two different kinds of BJ. There’s the one where you are going to do it to completion and the one where you are just doing it as foreplay. I have only done the former once to my husband (married 9 years). Why? Because he doesn’t want me to.
Don’t get me wrong, he loves having me down there. Gets him wired in a way that nothing else can. And I love being in the power position (seriously, if his dick is in your mouth, you are the one with the power, not him). But he wants PiV to finish off the act. (Though I have to do all the work since he usually the human equivalent of a puddle of goo by then.)
On the reverse side, I was a bit of a slut in high school and university and I have only had two guys bring me to orgasm by going down on me. (Runs some numbers.) 80% of them wouldn’t do it at all and 15% just couldn’t do anything right. (Note: I married one of the guys who can and loves it.) So, it’s not just the women not going down there.
I don’t usually like performing oral sex on a man to completion, unless the guy ejaculates very fast. It’s like at least 10 minutes of my mouth and jaw doing things they normally wouldn’t do, and I get tired and sore pretty quickly. I have no problem with doing it for a couple minutes as foreplay. I also don’t appreciate having a dick in my mouth after drinking heavily or first thing in the morning, because it makes me nauseous.
That’s funny in a twisted sort of way. It reminds me of some weird Japanese porn I (innocently!) stumbled across once. It was similar in vein to what you describe, only this was set in random places, like a library, where they show a girl browsing books and a guy on the other side of the aisle peering through the books at her while masturbating furiously. She kneels down to grab a book off a lower shelf and he comes all banzai running towards her and jizzes all over her face and hair, then runs away while she is left in a state of (alleged?) shock. It was like it should have been titled “Driveby Facials” or something. Really strange.
But hey! They have game shows like this, so its all good!
That is horrible from your description. Not sure if I want to watch that.
It is pretty horrible, and it shows just how f up people can be about sex, human life, and morbid curiosity. But it was fascinating at the same time.