What’s the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus.
And then there was the blonde who broke her nose on a steering wheel while trying to blow the horn.
Boy: “Give me a blow job.”
Girl: “Can’t you be more romantic?”
Boy: “Give me a blow job in the rain.”
Don’t forget the blonde terrorist who burned her lips trying to blow up a bus.
Tee hee hee,
That’s it right there for many women. We aren’t as fascinated by penises (peni?) as men are and if the BJ has been presented to us as something we are supposed to do to the man, then forget it!
As Dan Savage says, “Blowjobs now come standard on all models.”
I have a question, if a guy can get the vaj why would he prefer or even want a BJ when he can get full on sex? BJs seem so high school to me, like we can’t have sex sex so we will have oral sex and heavy petting. It just seems juvenile to me. I’d rather just go all the way than mess around with foreplay. Ain’t nobody got time for that 
It’s hard to have PnV sex while driving.
Sometimes, it’s just less work, with the same/better gratification, or the location doesn’t allow for it. I don’t have any stock in the juvenile hangup, but just go with what you and your partner(s) like.
I don’t think you understand how blow jobs work.
It’s not a “full on” sexual relationship without oral, IMO.
There are a whole range of techniques, sensations, and effects that oral can provide (given intimacy, competency, and enthusiasm) that vaginal cannot. And vice-versa, of course.
You know that picture when the bride is walking up the aisle and the choir playing “Here comes the Bride?” The groom is waiting at the altar? Both have huge beaming smiles?
He’s thinking “this is great, blowjobs every night!”
She’s thinking “this is great, I don’t have to do that anymore”
Less work for who? This is a major problem I have with oral. Unless it’s 69, the pleasure is pretty one sided. And Bjs in particular are darn right selfish if all the guy is interested in is getting off and not returning anything. Intercourse is good times for all. And if you are really that lazy that sex sounds like work, just lay on your back and take it like a man
Now that is just pedantic BS.
You’re thinking of it in terms of single, specific acts. It works better (IME) to look at the whole relationship. Selfishness–and selflessness–are great in sexual relationships, provided that both partners ultimately get satisfied every way they want to be. You don’t need to be both getting physical stimulation every moment. Sometimes the anticipation of what is to come later, even much later, is as hot as anything. The most important sex organ is the brain.
Depends on the nature of the oral, but in general, the person receiving doesn’t burn as many calories.
That’s a very solvable problem, by virtue of taking turns or doing something else for/with your partner.
And if the guy is interested in getting off and returning?
Either way, to each their own. Also, what Peremensoe said.
Data point: I would GLADLY shave (or at least aggressively trim) said region if it afforded more frequent oral gratification. And you can take that to the bank.
I don’t get men who don’t enjoy Cunnilingus. I mean, here it is, the grand buffet of all creation, the source of life and creativity itself, set our for your attention. Who would not wish to elicit that grand wellspring of pleasure in the most intimate way possible?
On 69: I didn’t understand all the fuss about waterboarding until about three weeks ago. And that’s all I’ve got to say about that.
Good call. Had a (female) friend in college that found out the hard way that oral herpes can be transmitted to genital herpes via cold sores and … certain acts.
The only thing I do npt like one bit is being presented with “limp weenie, please suck.” Ugh, no one wants to put that in their mouths. So there’s my reason. Once it’s hard I don’t have any problem, and while I haven’t been with that many men, I can tell you I don’t think I’ve ever come across (ha!) a real hygiene problem. If there ever was, one shower would have taken care of it - it wasn’t built up funk, just normal stuff.
Variety is crucial in sex. Oral sex feels completely different from PIV sex, both mentally and physically, providing variety. Especially in a monogamous relationship, barring oral sex greatly diminishes variety. PIV sex is the best kind of sex there is, but having PIV sex for the umpteenth time with the same person makes one long for something a little different every once in a while. Reciprocal oral sex completes the sexual experience, and creates an intimate bond PIV sex alone can’t provide, IME.