I’m guessing that ladies who have had half a dozen children are the grateful partners of those men who carry a telegraph pole around in their trousers and if they haven’t in a little while they might as well have of done.
They say(“They” being men with diminutive willies)that its not what you’ve got but how you use it that matters.
If thats the case I’m in trouble on both counts.
If only I can get hold of a convincing prosthetic from somewhere and learn to fake sincerity then I might be in with a chance with the Laydeeeeeeez!
I can see it. As I’ve gotten fat, I’ve lost length. The best example is porn star Ron “The Hedgehog” Jeremy. In his early films he was is very decent shape and quite trim - not 5% body fat trim, but reasonably so. But compared to his current films he’s obviously lost one of his former 9.75". Jeremy and John Holmes were accurately measured by Screw magazine back in their 1970s heyday, and they are probably the only accuratley measured male porn stars. Holmes was 10.25" and his nickname for Jeremy was “Little Dick”, while Jeremy’s name for Holmes was “Pap Smear”. I sure wouldn’t want to be as big as either of them, because both had to hold the base of their dicks when they were having vaginal sex to avoid going too deep.
I normally lay down on my back and rest one end of the ruler on the bed between my thighs, the thighs holding it in place. Using this vertical ruler, I hold my erect penis up to it and record the measurement.
Depending on how hard I jam the ruler into the bed, I sometimes get measurements of up to 4.5".
Not sure, maybe Welcome to the Monkey House? but I do remember the frontispiece to Vonnegut’s 1965 God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater from my General Fiction survey course: Wounded veteran Eliot Rosewater says, “The Second World War was over–and there I was at high noon, crossing Times Square with a Purple Heart on.”
The standard method is to measure with the man standing with his erect penis perpendicular to his body, along the top of the shaft starting where it joins the body and ending at the tip (not counting the foreskin if longer than the shaft). In other words, the only part that should count is that portion that can be inserted somewhere.
There is very little scientifically reliable data on penis size. Studies that rely on self-reported measurements are usually inflated. But there was one study, done in Ft Lauderdale, Florida during Spring Break. It involved giving the subject an ED drug and then being measured by a urologist after it had taken effect.
The data was pretty much as expected - a Gaussian distribution with a mean of 5.5".
No, no, no you do it Penthouse forum style to get a correct measurement. You put one end of the tape somewhere north of your asshole and bring the tape under and around to the tip of your Johnson.
It is also suggested to use a fabric tape measure which can be washed in hot water first for a “better” result.
Me? Mine is only 3". In diameter, but some girls like them thick.
It’s my understanding that women have traditionally been poor judges of measurement in general because for years, men would assure them that was six inches.
Coke can…Yeah I got a quick story about that. We have a healthy sex life and I have nothing to complain about. She is amazing! I want to be amazing to her. My ego got torpedoed when I was doing this look at me naked and erect dance for her. I guess I was hoping for some WOW your dick is amazing it’s so big and makes me hot. In stead I got, “what I’ve seen bigger.” This started a dialog that didn’t need to happen. Long and short ba dum bump the long and short was a tale of every size from a tiny one to ones reported at 9 to 10 inches and one that she said was as big around as a coke can. I’m thinking of the red bull can I got swinging between my legs and I’m thinking fuck I’m no good. The hang up was all mine. I mean I could recall about as much diversity in women I had been with. When I applied some common sense and a touch of empathy. I realized she didn’t need to hear about anything other than the affection I have for her. She fell for me long before she saw me naked. Obviously my size isn’t a deal breaker and I shouldn’t let her experiences or mine keep me from enjoying a truly beautiful woman. Now just for my own scientific edification I tried to introduce a sex toy into our fun time. It was nearly an inch shorter around than a coke can. She took one look at it and said if it fits in you I’ll think about giving it a try. I’m taking that as evidence that her coke can sized cock ex boyfriend was in fact much smaller than she seems to remember. In a later romp I asked if I was average or a little above average size. My ego my stupid male ego wants that confirmation that I have been amply endowed. She said and I quote, “you are the perfect size for me. I know what doesn’t work and that’s smaller or bigger than you.” Close enough to WOW you have an amazing cock, Fuck it I’ll take that! She also had this to say, “If any of them were so good then why am I not with one of them?” Good question and I would like to think it has a lot to do with a woman measuring a man by many things. Now if I could just stop measuring my dick maybe I could be as happy with me as she seems to be.
(Don’t judge me…I happen to be doing paperwork, and that little scrap of paper tape measure is what I used to measure a patient’s wounds with yesterday. I promise, I’m not so obsessed with penis girth that I went hunting down a tape measure. It was just sitting here next to my computer!)
