STOP being such a NICE GUY! That’s the kiss of DEATH only you DON’T really even get kissed! I bet the women that refuse to have sex with you at least want to be “just friends.”
At least, the ones without restraining orders on him. 
Dumb jokes aside, my gf has had a bad cold since New Year’s, and with all the hacking and draining has not been in a state to get ‘in the mood’, which has meant no boom-boom for ol’ Try2B. A Star-Trek caliber decongestant would have honestly been a game-changer. sigh
But that’s me. There are more issues than sinus ones for some people.
It’s been renamed to Canola Month.
Hey, an Aussie sober enough to type! Good on you, mutt.