A good woman is a man’s best friend.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad
day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do and to
live without fear or regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and will give in to
his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he’s the most important man in the room.
She will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive,
invincible…
No, wait…sorry.
I’m thinking of whiskey. It’s whiskey that does all that.
Never mind.
tdn
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Yeah, but whisky will eat away at your insides, give you a headache, and drive you to an early grave.
No, wait…
No, I think you’re thinking of rum.
Except it’s gone 
If women did not exist, it would be necessary to invent them.
You must be thinking of rye whiskey.
So obviously a woman who doesn’t do those things isn’t good.
“I’m so glad you introduced us
and I’ll do the best I can
to be faithful to this bottle in my hand.”
David Allen Coe
Why did you post this today? I just ran out of whisky a couple of days ago Now Ihave to do with gin…argggh
No no no. You were thinking of beer. A nice, crisp Belgian. Only downside is it makes me look a bit…pregnant.
Ahhh KlondikeGeoff, you’re my hero.
A good man is a woman’s best friend…
Oh wait, no they’re not. Pour me a shot, too. Make mine Makers.
I thought this was going to be a Bukowskithread. Then again, he enjoyed the occaisional drink as well. 